Ok, I officially give up

[Darius871]

I liked to think I was modestly up to speed on poly memes (banana, 48" pizza, unbelievable, etc. etc. etc.), but this whole "dickgirl" thing just totally passed me by. Where on earth did it come from, and how did it become ubiquitous so quickly? Was it as simple as Loin returning from his years of slumber and repeating it ad nauseam, or is it referring to a real thing? Further, is there any significant between a dickgirl and a shemale? If not, then how does the former any more original humor than the latter, which was only funny long ago, if at all? If so, how do they differ? Does this girl have a dick, or is she simply involved with them in some way? And how do diapers fit into the whole thing? So many questions...

[bumfister]

You should read dickgirl bride.

[Darius871]

There are some google searches my virgin eyes can't take. Some just give me the Cliff's Notes version.

[Finvola]

Yes, if you've seen dickgirl bride then you'd know there was a major difference between just a plain old shemale and a dickgirl.

[loinburger]

I'm not sure how much information I can post without making baby Jesus cry, but suffice to say that diapers are typically unrelated to dickgirls and are instead more of a furry thing, with membership to the dickgirl set taking precedence over membership to the furry set (meaning that a furry dickgirl is unlikely to be wearing diapers).

[DinoDoc]

Was it as simple as Loin returning from his years of slumber and repeating it ad nauseam,...

Yes.

[Fve Crathva]

There are some google searches my virgin eyes can't take. Some just give me the Cliff's Notes version.

There's this dickgirl, right? And she's getting married.

SP

[Finvola]

You'd be missing out if you got the cliff notes version.

[loinburger]

There are some google searches my virgin eyes can't take. Some just give me the Cliff's Notes version.

The Bride stands flanked by her two daughters, bouquet in hand.

Celebrant: Tonight we will conduct the wedding ceremony of Yo Rifa, and Suzuka Itami. We will also celebrate the succession of the Sword of Sonan. The successors are Suzuka's daughters. Now that they are 18, Yurika and Rika Itami. I, Sayuri Ichijo will bear witness to this ceremony. Now then, we will commence. Do you, Yo Rifa, solemnly swear to take Susuka Itami as your lawfully wedded wife?

Yo Rifa: I do

Daughter 1: You look beautiful, mum. Now show me your naked wedding finger.

Bride: No, I can't Rika.

Daughter 1: What's wrong with you, mum? Why are you shaking? Take away your bouquet and show us what you're hiding.

Bride: Leave my hands where they are.

[The bouquet is removed, and the Bride's erect 2-foot long penis (with a Prince Albert piercing) sprouts from within her vagina]

Bride: No, don't look at it, Rika.

Daughter 1: Well well, you are very proud on your wedding day, mum. But mum, what an attractive specimen, so long and hard.






And so forth, I'm sure you get the picture. Spoiler Warning: Yo Rifa (the other participant in the wedding ceremony) is also a dickgirl, though without a Prince Albert. Also, although (s)he apparently lacks testicles, we learn that the Bride is the father of Daughter #2's unborn child.

[Flubber]

There are some themes on this forum I don't care to inquire about

This is one of them

[Fve Crathva]

"No! Don't look at it, Rika!"

"Well, well. You are very proud on your wedding day, mum. But mum, what an attractive specimen, so long and hard. It looks so slippery... you can't stand any more, right? It must be so heavy that you have to sit down."

"Yes... yes."

SP

[Finvola]

[Darius871]

Naturally Loin and his gaggle of DL's only have me more confused. DD wins for brevity.

[bumfister]

Your the one who is to big a ninny to do a google search.

[loinburger]

Yo Rifa: You're so lucky. Your boobs are so big that you can tit-wank yourself. Is it good? How does your own dick taste? Salty?

Bride: Gobble Gobble