How to suck up to Trump

[Ming]

Everybody is learning that if you suck up to him, you can get whatever you want. He is SOOOOOOO easy.

The latest example if FIFA
They give him some made up first time ever Peace Prize, and all of a sudden he is demanding that American Football changes its name because Soccer already took it.

Let's guess what the results would be if you asked Americans if Football needs to rename itself. We all know the answer to that one

[pchang]

We have a long standing tradition at my family foundation, the Chang Family Trust. We have the very prestigious price for “Best President Ever”. Shall I announce that Trump is a finalist?

[BeBMan]

Yeah, that "peace price" is a total joke. But Trump also got awarded a medal on top, for whatever

FIFA Pres Infantino is pathetic.

[dannubis]

Let's guess what the results would be if you asked Americans if Football needs to rename itself. We all know the answer to that one

Handegg ?

[Dauphin]

Handmelon is I believe the correct term.

[dannubis]

Melon can be round. Melon can be hard. Melon can be smart.

[Thoth]

Only the most special statesmen get peace prizes from soccer leagues.