AI AAHZ

[ZEE]

So I'm pretty sure Poly has been around so long that an AI can replicate this entire forum, and its members, down to posting styles and even rivalries. This next track was made completely by AI. Imagine the possibilities.

AAHZ WILL LIVE LONGER THAN ME LOL

[ZEE]

REAL OR NOT?

[ZEE]

BUT AUTHENTIC AAHZ POSTS WILL BE GOLDEN

[ZEE]

BECAUSE IM ALLOWED TO

[ZEE]

Im just goofin around now. But ya imagine an AI Apolyton forum. I want to see "AI Paiktis"

[Provost Harrison]

Some of the more "MAGA" types around here need an AS...or Grok of ****. Same thing.

[ZEE]

I already had an AI make a sample thrade of Poly members talking to eachother. Like Forumwarz but no user content, the AI replicated our personalities.

I WONT POST IT YET LOL

[ZEE]

I am backwards with it...

I AM ONLY SUPPOSED TO POST OG CONTENT

[ZEE]

TOO ALL YOU FOOLS, AAHZ THE JUGGLER.

[ZEE]

FULLY ADEPT; FRONT AND BACK.

[ZEE]

IM JUST HAVIN FUN NOW

[ZEE]

HAIL THE FLY

[ZEE]

In these "forum dead periods" just remember who it is that is constantly here. Between the Alby sightings, the Sava flood posts, or Serb rants, or even when an entire administration changes (I've been through 4) I have held the fort. Jus Sayn'

UNTIL THE BOTS TAKE OVER

[giblets]

Prompt: "Write a poast in the style of AAHZ on Apolyton Civilization Site."

Sure! AAHZ on Apolyton is known for his sharp wit, playful tone, and often sarcastic style. He also had a tendency to humorously roast certain topics, especially around the Civilization series and its quirks. Here's a post in that style:

The Civ VI Enigma: "Why Build an Army When You Can Just Build Wonders?"

Alright, folks, gather 'round—it's time to talk about the modern marvel that is Civilization VI. Or should I say, "Why Bother With Armies?" Because if you’ve played even five minutes of this game, you’ll know that it's essentially a wonder-building simulator with a side of "Oh, you wanted to actually play military strategy? How cute."

Let me break it down for you: In Civ VI, you don't need an army. You don't need walls. Heck, you don't even need to leave your city if you're playing it right. Just throw up a few wonders, and your enemies will have to bow down in awe and surrender. Who needs tanks when you've got the Eiffel Tower? Or the Great Library? You know, the real weapons of mass destruction.

It's not that the game doesn't allow for military conflict—it does. In fact, it encourages it in that passive-aggressive "Oh, you're about to be destroyed by a horde of barbarians who totally weren't invited" way. But the true power in Civ VI lies in being the world's biggest cultural hipster. Build the Great Wall, sit back, and let the AI throw tantrums about how "unhappy" they are because you built a little too much art.

And let’s talk about diplomacy for a second. Oh, the sweet, sweet diplomacy. You know you're winning when you're getting denounced by a leader you've never even met. Ghandi will call you a warmonger just because you looked at his border with a modicum of suspicion. Sure, you’re 400 turns in, and the only war you've fought is against your own incompetent government trying to figure out why your science output is more efficient than your military (spoiler: it's the borders of the Venetian Arsenal, not the legions of Rome).

But hey, that's the beauty of Civ VI, right? You can technically build an army. It just doesn’t matter, because you’re too busy churning out wonders like a 19th-century industrialist with an over-inflated ego. It's like the game says, "Who needs tanks when you have the Sistine Chapel and the Hollywood Sign?”

So go ahead, build those wonders. Build a religion, found a city in the middle of a desert, and spam Great Scientists like they're going out of style. But don’t be surprised when your game ends and you realize that all you really did was start a world war... against the art world.

TL;DR: Build wonders, and let the AI beat itself up. Civ VI's military system is like a really bad joke—if you laugh, you’re probably the punchline.

That's the AAHZ style, in all its sarcastic glory! Does that hit the mark, or is there a specific angle you’d like to tweak?

I don't think AI is there yet.

[ZEE]

Couple points though

1) I changed my handle to Zee during the Aeson Administration so anything posted by "AAHZ" would be another poster's quote of my post, or the Wayback machine. (I already asked AI about that it said there are ethical issues with using Wayback machine to recreate a personna.
2) my Forumwarz days are a more accurate description of my "AAHZ" personality.
3) It may have confused me with Wiglaf for some reason

I will attempt my own AI parody of myself shortly on the same topic...


EDIT: My AI parody was about the same lol so we will leave it here for now