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[The Mad Monk]

How many checks of Russian patience have we had at this point?

[The Mad Monk]

You're the dingdongs who lost a cobalt 60 pellet and ended up embedding it in a residential building, put a proton beam through some poor guy's noggin by forgetting how to change a lightbulb, and left active RTGs scattered across the countryside because you were incapable of keeping track of them all. I don't see you developing something that advanced anytime soon. I roll to disbelieve.

By the way, did that sub in the Mediterranean make it back to port yet?

[Serb]

How many checks of Russian patience have we had at this point?

You are closing to a limit break.

I can tell you which will be the last one.

If American Tomahawks launched by American crews and guided by American sattelites will start to kill Russians, we will start to kill Americans.
And then you can't hide behind your Ukrainian proxy.
We will just kill all of you.
Simple as that.

[The Mad Monk]

So if American Tomahawks are launched by Ukrainian crews and guided by American satellites will start to kill Russians, it will be just fine and dandy?

Hang on, let me fire off an email to the Carney Barker In Chief, he's gonna love this...

[Serb]

You're the dingdongs who lost a cobalt 60 pellet and ended up embedding it in a residential building, put a proton beam through some poor guy's noggin by forgetting how to change a lightbulb, and left active RTGs scattered across the countryside because you were incapable of keeping track of them all. I don't see you developing something that advanced anytime soon. I roll to disbelieve.

By the way, did that sub in the Mediterranean make it back to port yet?

You really should turn off your Western brain washing machine for a bit for your own sake.


The truth is that you don't have a nuclear reactor of the size to put it into a torpedoe, not to mention into a cruise missile, just because you are a bakwards fks.

You just don't have!

Because your engineering school is not even a 20th century now, it is 19th!

Your infrastructure is crumbling.

Your railraods are laughting stock and a death trap.

Your Boeings are falling, bause they are made by inclusive gay and mentally retarded people.

You can't even recreate your German-designed Saturn-5 (perhaps because you never able to use it for a Moon flight and you just bullsh!ted the rest of the World).

Your Musk's Starships are blowing-up one after another with a zero launch success rate.

Your inter continental ballistic missiles are an HALF CENTURY OLD, with the most modern one build by Reagan, just like the bulk of your strategic bombers - B-52. There are even older then your ICBMs.

Your are trying to build a Sentinel as a replacement for you 50 years old Minutemen-3 ICBMs since 2016!!!

While we have build HUNDREDS of new generation YARS ICBMs and introduced a gliding block "Avangard" which is 30 years ahead of anything of your rusty and leaking crap.

Your most modern submarine was build in 2008 (Virginia class).
You have started to build your new Columbia-class submarine (which is already obsolete) in 2022, but still unable to build a single one and hell knows when you finish it.

Meanwhile, since 2008, Russia has commisioned:

Eight Borei-class nuclear powered SSBNs.

Six Yasen-class nuclear powered attack submarines.

Two Belgorod-class carriers of nuclear-powered Poseidon torpedoes.

Fourteen Improved Kilo-class conventional attack submarines.


That is 16 nuclear powered subs and 14 conventional ones, 30 subs total, while your allmighty US of A hasn't build a SINGLE ONE!

And when your "I verbally fart here, then do some farts there" Donny J. tries to scare us with his "suppa-puppa sub and suppa-puppa missiles" onboard of the airforce one - we just laugh!

A Hollywood clowns!

[Serb]

So if American Tomahawks are launched by Ukrainian crews and guided by American satellites will start to kill Russians, it will be just fine and dandy?

Hang on, let me fire off an email to the Carney Barker In Chief, he's gonna love this...

You will never allow anyone to operate your Tomahawks, not even your closes "allies", not to mention such degenerates as Ukrainians.
Everything what comes to Tomahawks, the flight plans, the launch codes is a top secret information you will never share.
So, every single launch of Tomahawk against Russia will mean that USA have attacked my country.
Then we will strike back towards your military and industrial targets (I would have started from your military bases at Europe to kill a couple of thousands of American soldiers and probable from destroying two Tomahawk's operational centers to prevent further attacks).
I am sure you would pee your pants in anger after that and do something back.
Then we kill you entirely.

[The Mad Monk]

Maybe if you developed something you could actually use on a battlefield, instead of "I could use it but that would end the world" vaporware, we might actually start taking you seriously.

[Serb]

Maybe if you developed something you could actually use on a battlefield, instead of "I could use it but that would end the world" vaporware, we might actually start taking you seriously.

Ever heard of our hypersonic missiles for instance?

We use them every night against your proxy.

[Serb]

And you have nothing, NOTHING of that class.

[Serb]

Your (the West, not personally you) problem is that you are living in your own parallel universe of lies. And you refuse to face the reality, untill it hits you hard to the face and kills you.

I know it is sounds offensive, but you (the West) are just degenerates.

You are just like a fish poker player, who already knows that he has the worse hand, but still investing into the pot over and over again until he loses everything, since he was pot committed since the flop.

He does so because of the two reasons:
1) He is a degenerate.
2) He hopes for a miracle.

But the truth is that there will be no miracle for a degenerate with a weaker missiles.

[Serb]

I guess now you need a swallow break, boy

[Elok]

You are closing to a limit break.

I can tell you which will be the last one.

I bet it's Omnislash. I always take a while to get around to earning all those BP at the Gold Saucer. The others are fairly easy to get. Usually didn't bother learning Great Gospel, tho.

Anyway, I can't be bothered to actually read this thread but is there some advantage to adding fissile material to the missile's engine and thereby contaminating every target with fallout?

[Elok]

Okey-dokey, I talked with my aerospace engineer friend, and a detail Serb has omitted is that this thing is fairly slow; in addition to irradiating everything it flies over, friend doubts it would go much faster than a passenger jet--possibly significantly slower--and would suffer from poor climb performance limiting routes. Detection might be something of a difficulty, but scrambling AWACS is an option and we're talking about something that spends a LONG time in the air. Very low in the air. Personally, I like to think what you're concerned about here is not radar so much as Farmer Brown calling the authorities about this outlandish contrivance that just came whooshing along and scared the bejeezus out of his cows. There are a lot of Farmers Brown between Mexico and DC. That's just my speculation, mind you, not speaking for my friend. It's funny to imagine, though it sucks for Farmer Brown since now he has cancer.

[Lorizael]

But the truth is that in 50's you have tested a REAL flying Chernobyl and abandoned it, while we have made a REAL THING.

lol LOL

[BeBMan]

Russia: "We have NUKLEAR CRUZ MIZZLE you will RESPECT"

Ted Cruz is not amused