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  • In the Crosshair of Pure Evil

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    “A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday,” Trump wrote Wednesday in a 357-word social media chronicle of “Not one, not two, but three very sinister events!”

    According to Trump, his smooth arrival at the summit in New York on Tuesday was disrupted when the escalator ferrying him and the first lady, Melania Trump, “stopped on a dime”. He expressed relief that the first couple “didn’t fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first”.

    Then, when he took the green marble podium, his teleprompter went “stone cold dark”.

    “I immediately thought to myself, “Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?’” Trump wrote. Adding insult to injury, he recounted a third alleged offense. After being forced to improvise part of his speech to the general assembly, he asked his wife how he had done, and she replied: “I couldn’t hear a word you said.”

    “This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN,” Trump declared, demanding an “immediate” investigation into the matter, a diplomatic incident so Trumpian it has earned the name “escalatorgate”.
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    Looks like the whole world is out to get him

    I'm also concerned that the Secret Service allowed the first couple to be anywhere near those "sharp edges of these steel steps" in the first place.
    Blah

  • #2
    "My wife wasn't listening to me" is a hilarious self own.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      One or two of those "very sinister events" in a row would be suspicious already, but THREE!
      Blah

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      • #4
        it is nice to see a master of petty reprisals have to put up with a few petty reprisals himself.

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        • #5
          What a cry baby...
          Keep on Civin'
          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Geronimo View Post
            it is nice to see a master of petty reprisals have to put up with a few petty reprisals himself.
            So far it looks like the escalator was stopped accidentally by Trump's videographer, the teleprompter was supposed to be operated by Trump's team, and Trump's wife is his wife.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • -Jrabbit
              -Jrabbit commented
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              I can state from personal experience that the teleprompter operator is ALWAYS a White House Communications Agency (WHCA) employee. They insist on it. That has been true since well before Donnieboy.

            • N35t0r
              N35t0r commented
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              Maybe DOGE fired all of the operators?

          • #7
            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

            So far it looks like the escalator was stopped "accidentally" by Trump's videographer, the teleprompter was "supposed" to be operated by Trump's team, and Trump's wife is his "wife".
            ​Having to work for the man is enough to provoke reprisals.
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • Uncle Sparky
              Uncle Sparky commented
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              With tRump, things are bound to escalate... he is the escalator.
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