Beware, Russians are comming!!!

[Provost Harrison]

Come on, you British virgin hamster, I am still waiting for your explanation of how are you significantly better educated then me, and what exactly you have studied in your transgender high-scool!
And what is your second language, if you are so much better educated than a simple Soviet engineer?

If you are talking to me, well, University of Oxford, M.Biochem(Hons) in Molecular and Cellular Biochemistry. Also spent many years in medical research but never submitted a PhD in the end. My high school wasn't transgender thanks.

Y mi segunda lengua es español, y he escrito en español varias veces en "Civilization en Español". ¿Creía que no hable otra lengua Serb? ¿Entendías algo de que escribí?

[Serb]

Ok, you are in the league.

[Serb]

Care to explain what this song is about:

(just in case)

[Provost Harrison]

Well Maxim is a name, don't know what the rest of it means though..."na ispanskom"...I don't speak Russian. It's not a commonly learnt language here. Know the Cyrillic alphabet though.

[Serb]

I bet if you don't know the language it will be a little bit hard for you, since it is actually a cover of Russian song. So, I am sure it is not well-known in Spain.
Anyhow you got my respect for having a second language (if you really have of course).

[Provost Harrison]

See, you're getting very confused between my hatred of your fascist government and Rusophobia. I am not Rusophobic. But I am fed up of this jingoistic bull****. Like I am fed up of the same from the yanks. You are arguably worse and damn, you've got some competition.

[Provost Harrison]

I bet if you don't know the language it will be a little bit hard for you, since it is actually a cover of Russian song. So, I am sure it is not well-known in Spain.
Anyhow you got my respect for having a second language (if you really have of course).

Never make assumptions Serb...are you not learning that it's a big world and more unites us than makes us different? And nationalism is the enemy of any kind of realistic progress.

[Serb]

Well Maxim is a name, don't know what the rest of it means though..."na ispanskom"...I don't speak Russian. It's not a commonly learnt language here. Know the Cyrillic alphabet though.

Maxim is the Russian author of the original song, but this is Spanish cover. You didn't recognize your second language at all?

[Serb]

I didn't ask you to translate Cyrilics, I was asking you to explain what she sings on Spanish.

[Provost Harrison]

Maxim is the Russian author of the original song, but this is Spanish cover. You didn't recognize your second language at all?

I didn't play it mate. No idea what it was.

[Serb]

If you know Spanish like I do English, that shouldn't be problem for you.

[Provost Harrison]

Sorry Serb, I'm not your performing chimp either. I'm not doing trials to prove myself to you

[Serb]

I didn't play it mate. No idea what it was.

So play it and enjoy!

[Serb]

Never make assumptions Serb...

Says who?

You have assumed that I am uneducated jerk from the middle of Syberia.
Sure I am not a rocket scientist, but I am a well-educated engineer and proud of that.
As for Ph.D, my father is Ph.D in economics and I've never wanted to be a Ph.D to begin with.

[Serb]

Sorry Serb, I'm not your performing chimp either. I'm not doing trials to prove myself to you

Chiken!

One thing is to study language once another thing is to speak on it many years after your education is over.


Ya no hablas español!