I'm coming!

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I miss the blonde babe.

[Serb]

I never once made that claim. We all know the Ukraine army is no match for the Russian one. That's what makes your pride about the whole thing rather pathetic.

But many of your kind did make such claims.
What is really pathetic is your seven rusty tanks and one fart-powered boat, but at the same your ability to insult Russia.
The prides with speed whcih destroy them, not the fact we are stronger (that is obvious, because we are colony, unlike them and don't have a clown in charge)/

First off - I guess that is an admission that the enclave belongs to Ukraine. Your lies are conflictinig.

So, if this enclave with 4 millions of Canadians de-juro belongs to another country you would allow a massacre of you fellow Canadians?

To answer your hypothetical - If the Americans were locked in a conflict with American breakaway states that contained large numbers of Canadians (I'm not sure how that would be possible since they would likely have US citizenship) I wouldn't be advocating an invasion to liberate American citizens. Accepting refugees would be the more likely outcome.

That is why you have no history.

More broadly, I'd have to wonder how we ever possibly got to that sort of relationship with the US. You see, unlike Russia, the US isn't in the habit of attacking their "friends". Our two countries have not fought since before Canada was Canada.

And that is why you will never understand us, because you only have one neighbour, while we have dozens and been under atack from all directions throughout our one thousand year history!

[Serb]

I miss the blonde babe.

This one?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

She made a mighty fine SMACX custom faction leader, she did.

[Wezil]

But many of your kind did make such claims.
What is really pathetic is your seven rusty tanks and one fart-powered boat, but at the same your ability to insult Russia.
The prides with speed whcih destroy them, not the fact we are stronger (that is obvious, because we are colony, unlike them and don't have a clown in charge)/


So, if this enclave with 4 millions of Canadians de-juro belongs to another country you would allow a massacre of you fellow Canadians?



That is why you have no history.


And that is why you will never understand us, because you only have one neighbour, while we have dozens and been under atack from all directions throughout our one thousand year history!

In order -

1) Any army that has ever fought Canadians knows how tough we can be. We just don't feel the need to go around bragging about it.

2) It's not a "massacre". It's at best a low simmer conflict supported and encouraged I might add by Russia.

3) We have lot's of history we just value different achievements than you.

4) I fully understand your paranoia. Russia has been a punching bag for centuries and the best defence you have is lots of space. It's just sad that such a self proclaimed glorious nation can't have friends on their border rather than countries that fear you so much that they seek military treaties elsewhere. The idea that Mexico or Canada joining the Russian orbit would spur the same response from the US is an absurd proposition as neither of us have any need for someone to protect us from the US.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

The Mexicans more than the Hoser-folk, though...

[Wezil]

And that is why you will never understand us, because you only have one neighbour, ...

I forgot about this part.

We have several if you want to get technical.

There is the US of course.
We have the French off the east coast (St. Pierre and Miquelone).
Greenland to the northeast (Denmark or someone owns that place)
And last but not least... the dirty Russians over the north pole. We're neighbours Serb.

[Serb]

In order -

1) Any army that has ever fought Canadians knows how tough we can be.

I've started to laugh after this one, thanks!

We just don't feel the need to go around bragging about it.

Because you have nothing to bragging about!

2) It's not a "massacre". It's at best a low simmer conflict supported and encouraged I might add by Russia.

Да гори ты в аду! Теоретик хуев!

3) We have lot's of history we just value different achievements than you.

Sure! Your achievements = zero.
Oh, no! I've misspelled it, not zero, but velcro!

4) I fully understand your paranoia. Russia has been a punching bag for centuries and the best defence you have is lots of space.

Ok, I have a deal with an imbecile here = waste of time.
Cya!

[Serb]

Tough gay!

[Serb]

Do you really want to know how much your pathetic country worth?

It worth an half of the Russian nuclear submarine strike. Period.

Carve that into your empty brain!

[Serb]

And stfu your dirty arrogant mouth!

[Serb]

Because this is your real value!

[Wezil]

Oooh! Did I hit a nerve?

[Serb]

Not at all!
I just explained to you what you realy worth.

[Serb]

But you will surely keep living into your wet dreams.