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  • Star Trek: Trump

    This upcoming TV show will surely be a great (almost huge) addition to Star Trek. It's of course set in the ST Mirror Universe, where Earth is ruled by some evil, oppressive regime ruled by TrumpMan.

    Some key points of the story have been revealed:

    Main protagonists are Rudy LaForge and Steve O'Brian, both initially loyal servants of the TrumpMan. Until they get their hands on an old tricorder that is.

    Turns out it's the damaged old tricorder of TrumpMan himself, with more than 750 gigathugs of data on it.

    Over the course of the 1st season Rudy LaForge and Steve O'Brian are able to activate auxiliary power to retrieve more and more data from the device, which show that TrumpMan plans to wipe out life on most of the habitable planets to make room for new golf courses.

    As they begin to study the data they slowly start to realize what evil they had served, and change their minds on TrumpMan. Finally they contact the resistance to publish the TrumpMan files as smoking raygun on StarTube.







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    Imagine the galaxy filled with orange creatures.

    Imagine it.

    The Federation is doomed to orangeness.

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    • #3
      That would be a lot of....orange.
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        We're doing a tremendous job containing the Borg. Some say it's the best anyone has ever done with the Borg. We have 15 Borg, within a few days that's going down to 0. The Borg is going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, the Borg will disappear. And from our shores, we ... you know, the Borg could get worse before it gets better.

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        • #5
          Did JJ Abrams write this?

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          • #6
            Maybe as anonymous.
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            • #7
              Did they ever translate covfefe?
              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                It's so beautiful, it doesn't need any translation.
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