Why Russia is no more

[Egbert]

I have enjoyed reading this thread. Thank you serb.

[Serb]

You are welcome! I did my best to produce another classic.

[Kidlicious]

Serb is the most bitter person I have ever met in my life

[Serb]

That's what all my girlfirends usually say after a certain moments. So, you scare me a bit with such statements.

[Egbert]

I would be pleased to meet serb for a drink if he ever visited Sydney.

[ZEE]

I am bumping this thrade so the next time Serb gets drunk he will rant here.

[Kidlicious]

I hope he gets drunk and listens to lots of anti-West propaganda so that he gets super bitter.

[Egbert]

I am bumping this thrade so the next time Serb gets drunk he will rant here.

[Serb]

I would be pleased to meet serb for a drink if he ever visited Sydney.

Anytime man!
Did I told you the story how I was traveling accross Siberia with a Geoff from Sydney?

[Serb]

I am bumping this thrade so the next time Serb gets drunk he will rant here.

Your dream just came true!

[Kidlicious]

[Serb]

Anytime man!
Did I told you the story how I was traveling accross Siberia with a Geoff from Sydney?

I was traveling from Omsk to Krasnoyarsk on train. Then in the middle of the nowhere where the train stopped for two minutes, I left for a smoke and I see a guy dressed like a clown for -38C who doesn't speek a word in Russian and shows his ticket to stuard. I have translated what he was saying to suard and became his personal translator afterwarth. He is name was Geoffrey and he was a journalist from Sydney who has desided to return back home via Transiberian railroad first across Russia to Mongolia, then across Mongolia further across South Asia to fly back home from Malasya or something. He was traveling from St. Petersburg, Russia where he had to write an article about the football match of the local club Zenith in UEFA or League of campions (idrc).
Well, the funniest thing was that he doesn't speak a word on Russian an his place was in coupe with three Russian soldiers. Actiually the whole wagoon was full with Russian soldiers returning home from their duty in Syria. So I was kind of a mediator between him and them. We have found a common ground altogether on three things:
1. Alcohol.
2. Mixed martial combats
3. Wemen.
In a coupe for four person there were like 10 of us drinking and laughting (I was translating all the time, including the Russian criminal songs known as Shanson - a sorta gangsta rap in your universe).
When we were drunk as hell at deep night the senior leutenant who was in charge for all his people insde the wagoon just opens a weapon box full of Kalashnikovs and give us one to make a photo. So we did and keep drinking. Later he realizes that he has lost his personal key from this weapon box and the real show begins. He has ordered all his soldiers to search the whole wagon up to a tiny peiece to find the key.
Then I have found the key on the upper shelf where he brought it and forgot.
And as a goodbuy the Russian soldiers gave Geoff a pressent - a standard Russian military ration (which is the best in the World, btw).

That was a great fun! And we shared some emails with Geoff after that. And I quote:

"Hello Sergey!


Thanks for the email mate. It certainly was a great night on the train! Plenty of fun and one of my top memories from the trip. How did you manage to teach and work the following morning??? That must have been tough!

I arrived home this morning. I had an amazing time in Russia. Certainly one of my favourite places. I dont have an article sorry mate, just a diary i kept as i went around, but it wont be getting published anywhere".

[ZEE]

RUSSIA HAS NO CHANCE, REALLY!

AMERICA IS THE GREEDY AND ARE BEST!

WEST! WEST! WEST!

[Serb]

And here is the photo with AK:
utc time now

[Serb]

Guess who is the guy from Sydney here?

[Serb]

RUSSIA HAS NO CHANCE, REALLY!

AMERICA IS THE GREEDY AND ARE BEST!

WEST! WEST! WEST!

West, West, West. keep shaking with your breasts!

You are the best only in two things:
a. Lies
b. Threats

But when you face a real force you whine and get back with tail between your legs.
Because that is your sadistic and cowardish nature.
You are just too young and have a SUPER EGO.
Idiots.

[Serb]

You are really like a doped teenager!