In Other News

[BeBMan]

The Guardian has a long story that reveals squirrels are mean bastards:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/12/the-secret-lives-of-grey-squirrels-the-telly-was-off-the-wall-plates-were-smashed-furniture-was-ripped

All while looking cute and innocent

[-Jrabbit]

Reminder from the OP...

Consider this the place to post news stories that have nothing do with global pandemics, politics, racial tensions, and all those other depressing stories out there...

OK.

Paper airplane designed by Boeing engineers breaks world distance record

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/14/world/paper-airplane-boeing-engineers-world-record-scn/index.html

[SlowwHand]

Dork alert.

[Berzerker]

Biden met the British PM Rashid Sanook (actually Rishi Sunak) and pushed him aside to salute and warmly greet a guy in a uniform

[Broken_Erika]

Sounds fun

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65276888

[Uncle Sparky]

Blowed up real good. - Big Jim McBob

[SlowwHand]

Even better.

[EPW]

Exploding*

[SlowwHand]

Yeah, burning is generally the best.

[EPW]

For the best, really.

[Dauphin]

Texan BBQ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65258108

Approximately 18,000 cows were killed in a blast at a Texas dairy farm earlier this week, according to local authorities.

[Berzerker]

I didn't see it before but the GPS in the upper right had the cop hit 130 mph and the Dodge was gone

[Uncle Sparky]

That looks like a nice place for war crimes. Did Biden beat patriotic Russian Freedom Fighters to death with his son's laptop?

[Stantroll]

[BeBMan]

He's King of Whales now