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FOXNews is hosting tonight's debate. NO opening statements. Q & A format only. I have some leaked questions.
First question to Donald J Trump - Are you the greatest? You have 45 minutes to answer.
First question to Joe Biden - Could we check to see of your mike is working? Yes?
Next question Mr. President - You are admired by everyone in the world. Men want to be you. Women want to be grabbed by you. How can you be so brilliant? You have 45 minutes.
Mr. Biden, you pedophile, How much do you hate America? ... and your microphone has been turned off. Please drink your Novichok... um, water.
Finally, Mr. President, I would like to read a brief statement form the Christian One True God endorsing you...
(Sorry Polytubbies, I tried to read the statement, but my eyes began to bleed, so I stopped. You'll have to wait for tonight's debate for that bit.)There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.
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