The Virus

[BeBMan]

You know something's wrong when there's a black market for toilet paper

Coronavirus: Armed robbers steal hundreds of toilet rolls in Hong Kong

Armed robbers in Hong Kong made off with hundreds of toilet rolls worth more than HKD1,000 ($130; £98).

Toilet rolls are currently in short supply in Hong Kong due to shortages caused by panic-buying during the coronavirus outbreak.

Knife wielding men robbed a delivery man outside a supermarket in the Mong Kok district, police said.

Police have arrested two men and recovered some of the stolen loo rolls, local media reports said.

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full: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51527043

[ZEE]

I just use my hand

[BeBMan]

All true quality work is handmade

[Bereta_Eder]

pchang's revenge

[Aeson]

Rather than risk my life buying toilet paper, it's time to go with a bidet.

[BeBMan]

I read it will take a while to get to a vaccine for this

But in the meantime we could launch a facemaskbook social media network...

[BeBMan]

Since it seems to show no sign of slowing down they (aka THEY) just changed counting methods.

Kudos to the Chinese doc who brought it up early (and was accused of spreading rumours initially), but unfortunately died from the virus too. Maybe them party guys should have listened to him earlier.

[BeBMan]

Also, medieval protection suits looked a lot cooler:



If they are helpful is another question, but ppl gotta set priorities.

[Aeson]

Those protection suits don’t work on avian flu.

[Ted Striker]

Since it seems to show no sign of slowing down they (aka THEY) just changed counting methods.

Kudos to the Chinese doc who brought it up early (and was accused of spreading rumours initially), but unfortunately died from the virus too. Maybe them party guys should have listened to him earlier.

Communist party of China is 100% to blame for the outbreak, it could have been caught early but they tried to cover it up and arrested doctors trying to get the word out and save everyone

[Docfeelgood]

" Nahhh, just seasonal flu. Everything will be ok "