Are there ANY good governments left?

[Ted Striker]

The world continues down a path toward dystopia. Now we are in the middle of a pandemic which will probably lead to the next recession, at the very least unless the damn thing can be contained.

Let's do a quick recap.

USA - led by puppet Captain Shinsplints. Checks and balances have failed. Run by rent seeking oligarchs, corporations, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and especially Comrade Putin.

USSR - led by an assassin. Speak up and die. Best subversive intelligence services in the world. Running circles around the CIA and MI6.

Chinese Xi Dynasty Empire - led by a Bad Emperor and tentacled legions of corrupted, worthless bureaucrats. Government seizing businesses Venezuela style. Continuing terror of Cultural Revolution and isolating self from world. Bumbling quality control may have unleashed a manmade bio weapon. Fastest downward trajectory.

British Empire - led by a xenophobic assclown assisted by Comrade Putin's subversion machine. Will lose Scotland soon to William Wallace.

Ottomans - Restored the sultanate and spit on Ataturk's grave. Humiliated USA by beating up USA civilians in their own capital. Sideways trajectory. Resumed genocide after Cheeto sold out the Kurds. Turkish chicks on lockdown.

007 SCORE
Comrade Putin/Serb: 2
USA/NATO: 0

MMA SCORE
Sultan Erdogan: 1
USA: 0

TRADE WAR SCORE
USA: 3
Emperor Xi: 1


So who does that leave? Germany, France, Italy, and their satellites are holding Europe together, but are being broiled by social unrest.

Viking shield maidens also seem to be doing well. Iceland has turned a corner after suffering a terrible financial crisis, but relying too much on Karen from Milwaukee wanting to see hot springs and sample disgusting salty shark.

Japan? Everyone loves Japan. Safe, clean, respectful. One of the most admired societies. Of course they have their own issues but at least very stable. Thanks China, you'll probably get the Olympics cancelled this year

I'd say the Finns are probably are our best bet to save the world at this point. When not busy sniping Communists, they are electing capable, diverse, hittable leaders.

BIATHLON SCORE (lower number wins)
FINNS: 70,000
USSR: 381,000

[BeBMan]

Iceland seems to be well-run, so are a couple other smaller countries.

[Bereta_Eder]

There is no ottoman state. There is a greek pristine clear cut light knife in the heart of every ottoman and the ones that follow them.
When america leans toward ottoman, we simply kneel down. and the world is destroyed

Really, no

american racism takes care of turkey

when a non racist takes over, then we must work

[Bereta_Eder]

Althougj I pretty sure by noe Greece and also Turkey knows that we can both give american balls up their mouths to be eaten. with sauce


That we keep buying american and russian weapons (yes russian loves us)

BUT wait


See a young turk full of life
A greek one too

Do you MOTHER****ING BITC
WANT O GO GET THEM KILLED?

[Bereta_Eder]

i DON'T Want my youth to be killed,

Nietheri do yours

And that's fact, and that's peace

[Bereta_Eder]

1996. I remember

Greek youth: we are ready to die. 5.000 years old history we will prevail. The enemy is the turk

Turkey: we will defend the homeland, as Allah dictates we will trrust our bodies to the death of the indfidels,


Greek politician: I value the life of a single greek youth

Turkish politician: I dont' want that


Peace

[Bereta_Eder]

USA/Germany has made a lot of money off of our animosity

I propose we team uo and kil you intead

It will be easy what do yo usay my fellow turks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0

kill that ****ing amewrogernam poork

[Bereta_Eder]

PRAY
then kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0

[Bereta_Eder]

I understand that maby tthe music throws you off to the americanogerman nazi kilers


Here, that 's a prtty song


You KNOW what i'm talkiong about grey wolf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hLIXrlpRe8