Rake News Reporting Thread

[ZEE]

"The great prince of Hell & Second eldest Child of Ba'al. He's entitled, self righteous, and sports a bizarre obsession with pop tarts. Pruflas causes fights, chaos, and lies among men. Unsafe to summon, but if you do, his answers to your questions will be honest and generous. In his demon form he is a flame, much like a will o' wisp." - From a Deviant Art page

"Pruflas is a Great Prince and Duke of Hell that has twenty-six legions of demons under his command. He causes men to commit quarrels, discord, and falsehood, and should be never admitted into any place, but if conjured, he gives truthful, generous answers to the conjurer's questions. He is depicted as a flame outside the Tower of Babel, where he uses to reside, and sometimes his head is seen as that of a hawk. He also is at times depicted as a hawk that is engulfed in flames." - From Demonic Paradise, a great site explaining almost every major demon.

[ZEE]

Too much work to edit that sketch so here is one of his other forms.

[BeBMan]

Well, I think I can survive the bright thing.

I'm just concerned about the possible damage to the perception of evilness ....

[ZEE]

I will mess around with it, just for you.

[BeBMan]

That is the Demon Pruflas, my soul hubby.

I'd find that way more believable if he was at least on a totally dark and evil-like background

[BeBMan]

I thought over the rake thing and came to the conclusion that Trump is right.

Finns may not be aware of this, but the constant raking of millions of ppl in Finland for ages is the main reason why the country ended up being in the northern hemisphere geographically.

A gazillion years ago it was way further south, but the constant raking did slowly drag the country to the north, where it now enjoys cooler temperatures, leading to fewer wildfires.

[ZEE]

That is the Demon Pruflas, my soul hubby.

He is of the Yellow Sphere: a demon of beauty, wisdom, and the mind.

[BeBMan]

I need an Aeson-Update™ on your sickness.

Bright avatar

It's totally not evil or forcesofhell-like

[Kidlicious]

[Uncle Sparky]

[Uncle Sparky]

The Finns show America how to rake forests...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/finns-trump-raking-country-great-again-finland-1.4911490

[ZEE]

I need an Aeson-Update™ on your sickness.

[BeBMan]

Is it Insurraketion? Or that one with William Raker?

FWIW the Kraut word for rocket is "Rakete"

[Dinner]

A rake's progress is a classic series of paintings from the early 18th century.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Rake%27s_Progress

[Dinner]

rake noun [ C ] (MAN)

old-fashioned a man, especially one who isrich or with a high social position, wholives in an immoral way, especially havingsex with a lot of women