Rake News Reporting Thread

[Aeson]

If only they had rakes in Vietnam.

[Aeson]

Forrest isn’t shown to be raking, most likely Gump is a liberal arsonist.

[ZEE]

I don't need an imp, I spiritually married a Demon of the Yellow Sphere (of the Tree of Life.) A Duke/Duchess at that. Powerful Demons can take any form.

Lucifer was against the marriage, BTW, but since he is the one that trained me I am in The Family regardless.

[Aeson]

Doesn't Lucifer provide you with Imps which do all manual tasks for you?

He will be happy enough to rake damned souls over the coals of hellfire

[Aeson]

I dislike raking, mowing, or any activity that actually requires me to physically exert effort.

You just want there to be more fires ...

[Proteus_MST]

I dislike raking, mowing, or any activity that actually requires me to physically exert effort.

Doesn't Lucifer provide you with Imps which do all manual tasks for you?

[Aeson]

[ZEE]

I dislike raking, mowing, or any activity that actually requires me to physically exert effort.

[Aeson]

I’ve lost 3 kg the last couple days, going to be skinny as a rake if I don’t get better soon. Also since it’s mostly water weight it’s left me dehydrated and susceptible to forest fires.

[Aeson]

Im raking my brains to come up with more of these posts, luckily Im sick and cant sleep ...

[Aeson]

Probably often uses a rake to keep the thing on his head from getting out of hand.

[Aeson]

Hes also a tool

[Aeson]

At first I thought Trump was daft to bring up raking the forests ... but now I realize he’s actually quite the authority on raking ... muck at least.

[Aeson]

We use bamboo for the handles on our rakes. This makes them lighter than if using wooden handles. I guess you could say we’re bamboozling the fires if we use them to rake the forests.

[Aeson]

Is it Insurraketion? Or that one with William Raker?