Poly Avatar Death Match

[Ming]

How can I not win? Someone else can get millions of vote more than me, I'll still win! I can stand in the middle of time square and kill someone, I'd still win.

Good point...

[-Jrabbit]

Jrabbit's Bunny/Reaper!. (I don't know where it's from, but it's baddass.) Death gets us all eventually. Bunny Reaper represents death. But Bunny Reaper also represents life. Long term genetic survival is determined by breeding ... and bunnies breed like rabbits. Either way Bunny Reaper wins. Also no one has the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch as their avatar (yet), and most Poly posters would mess up the directions if they did.

I'm forced to agree.

[regexcellent]

Can I enter Sheriff Bart into this tournament belatedly?

[Proteus_MST]

Now this thread I like. It reminds me of the old poly before half the people ran off to a second rate private board run by wankers.

Well, wanking is popular these days, I hear. Reason why search terms related to this activity usually rank very high on search engines

[Felch]

I am the angel of death, the time of purification is at hand

[-Jrabbit]

You are a mere dude with a firearm, a mortal power you hold only so long as the Death Bunny allows it.

[Broken_Erika]

This thread needs a soundtrack, 80's cheese?

or Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger?

[ZEE]

You are the only person on this site that posts better music than I do.

[rah]

If his only competition is Serb, that's not saying much.

[Broken_Erika]

Nothing can beat the Floppotron!

[BeBMan]

Round 2:



Lori "The Brain" vs. Zee "Hellfire"

It might seem obvious who of them wins since Hellfire has all the supernatural Forces of Hell on his side. He could unleash his demons before The Brain can even publish a plausible theory to his defense.

But The Brain has several powerful weapons at his disposal too: first he might open a debate stating that supernatural forces do not exist. If Hellfire fails to provide substantial evidence to counter this claim he has essentially lost, as there is no point in a dedmetch vs. non-existing forces.

An even more sophisticated way to defeat Hellfire would be a scientic explanation - given by The Brain - of the very errm...nature of the errm...supernatural forces. This would effectively reduce the Forces of Hell to another scientific phenomenon, taking all the horror away..




Discuss.

[Uncle Sparky]

Lori wins this round, but I am still the winner. Undefeated!

[ZEE]

Fascinating match-up! Other than me letting Broken Erika win I was wondering who here could possibly stop me lol!

[ZEE]

Also notice my Dedmetch came down to civil debate and rebuttals before any violence started, even if I 'lost'. I have been trained well; it takes a mature mind to handle demons, or they handle you.

[BeBMan]

Civil debate indeed, but also dedly