I Am Officially A Warlock

[Aeson]

I am unofficially not a warlock.

[ZEE]

...I would ask for a spell - but I think I know better than to ask for devil magic to fix anything. I'm serious, actually, despite the satanic fingers typing this, and all...

An accidental situation arose today

[ZEE]

I came to a few realizations yesterday, on top of a vision I received.

FOLLOW AND WORSHIP THE FLAME.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

That last line is actually wise.

[ZEE]

Amazing stuff. I feel honored beyond measure.

[ZEE]

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Congrats on spawning a couple mock-threads, buddy, and glad to hear you're feeling happy.

[ZEE]

The Unknown One who Knows All.

[ZEE]

Well it was a broad question and will take many steps to answer and also for me to conceive properly.

[ZEE]

Something is going to happen the next couple days.

[ZEE]

OK, lets see here

[Lorizael]

A hundred and fifty thousand people will die today. Your demons seem pretty pathetic compared to heart disease and stroke.

[ZEE]

I am just a beginner at this.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Eh, I won't waste time trying to tell you the demon magic is a bad idea -there's always a price for magic, and you know it- but I HAVE to ask you to not kill people with it. There's always a price, and you don't want that one to pay. Maybe stick with getting laid?

[ZEE]

I already paid the price.

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