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[spambot]

9:30 am: someone said "Happy Holidays", causing a conservative Trump voter to burst into tears.

[Kidlicious]

Well, it is not me who is waiting for the revolution of the peasants

More fake news.

[Proteus_MST]

Well, it is not me who is waiting for the revolution of the peasants

[Kidlicious]

Mr fake news strikes again.

[Proteus_MST]

Guess a peasant is someone that hates globalism to an elitist. Can't wait until the American peasants rise up.

So, you are waiting for the communist revolution

[Kidlicious]

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 am: So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 am: My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 am: The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 am: I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 am: The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 am: The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 am: The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 am: The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 am: TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 am: I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 am: I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.

This was too good to not be copied and shared!

[Kidlicious]

Guess a peasant is someone that hates globalism to an elitist. Can't wait until the American peasants rise up.

[Uncle Sparky]

Have you ever dined with a peasant? ... They never use the right spoon!

[Aeson]

The peasants are revolting.

The rich talking about how disgusting the peasants are is hardly going to make matters better

[pchang]

The peasants are revolting.

[Uncle Sparky]

Actually, it's the French... they've been rioting for nearly 300 years now...

[ZEE]

Major riots in France all week. Thousands jailed, economy collapsing.

It's amazing what one bored Demon and thousands of weak-minds can do. Humans are toys.

[spambot]

And he can't pass his agenda

[devon]

Hillary Clinton ruined the entire https://bestinfraredheaters.com planet. I don't think it is fixable.

Agree!

[Proteus_MST]

Trump in 2012:

3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can't manage to pass his agenda.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...29591267328000

Trump in December 2018:
Going to get my 3rd chief of staff at the end of year 2 of my presidency. Possibly getting my 4th one in the middle of year 3