Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[Kidlicious]

I miss the 80s

[Broken_Erika]

Are you claiming to be fat? It wouldn't surprise me. .

Who's Fat?

[Kidlicious]

Butho wants to confiscate guns to fight white nationalism. Breitbart asked him if he meant like how Hitler banned guns. So Butho banned Breitbart for being Nazis.

[Kidlicious]

And I'm proud of not joining Antifa because I didn't get a joke.

[Kidlicious]

No, but I am a member of the NRA.

[Kidlicious]

I can only assume that you love being lied too then. No one could be that stupid.

[-Jrabbit]

We do. But Trump just won't stop.

[rah]

Are you claiming to be fat? It wouldn't surprise me. .

[Kidlicious]

Only a Nazi would be fat.

[giblets]

He eats a lot more than that, the fat fu€k

[Kidlicious]

Then he ate two scoops of ice cream!

[BeBMan]

Well, if a butterfly flapping his wings on the Seine affects things in the Phillippines...remember, everything is connected. Through the force/midichlorians.

So there could be always ripple effects*.


*) Ripple-effects is my fav buzzword right now, so I'm glad to use it. This will surely create more ripple effects.

Ripple-dee-ripp

[Broken_Erika]

Trump Slams ABC for Reporting His Mistaken Statement That Dorian Could Affect Alabama

President Donald Trump lashed out at ABC on Monday evening for daring to report on his inaccurate statement on Hurricane Dorian. Most amazing of all is that the president appears to suggest his mistaken statement wasn’t really mistaken, even though he was very publicly corrected by the National Weather Service.

Trump tweeted Sunday that “in addition to Florida—South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama, will most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated.” That immediately led to questions because no one had mentioned any risk for Alabama. But this wasn’t an isolated mistake. Trump also told reporters at the White House that “Alabama is going to get a piece of it, it looks like.”

The statement led to such confusion that the National Weather Service immediately contradicted the statement, without mentioning Trump, of course. “Alabama will NOT see any impacts from #Dorian,” the National Weather Service office in Birmingham, Alabama, tweeted.

Trump apparently wasn’t happy, though, that ABC News had mentioned the issue, and he blasted the network for “a phony hurricane report by lightweight reporter” Jonathan Karl. Trump then went on to say that his statement that “even Alabama could possibly come into play … WAS true.” The president added that “under certain original scenarios, it was in fact correct that Alabama could have received some ‘hurt.’ ” In the end, the good thing to remember is that it is “always good to be prepared!”

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...t-alabama.html

[Kidlicious]

A woman that believes the Concentration Camp Conspiracy Theory threw a molotov cocktail at an ICE facility.

[Uncle Sparky]

something something … mass shooting in west Texas... something something...