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Originally posted by Broken_Erika View Post
About an hour later, a gentle rocking woke me, and I looked over at the drivers side, expecting to see my father getting in.
What I saw instead was a giant cow's tongue sliding slowly across the driver's door window. I looked around, and realized that I was surrounded by cows, all intently licking the car.
In fact, the herd had wandered over and was busy licking all the cars, except for a couple that were chewing on trim they had managed to tear off, and one that had mostly finished a spare tire cover.
It was another hour before I could get out.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.
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The Bovine defense force is coming for you!
I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!
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