warming my butt with gas from russia

[Bereta_Eder]

fat american

[Bereta_Eder]

I mean, I can't make another thread and I respect that.

Even if he's larping, he's authority you know


But


it's leaking pretty bad

[Bereta_Eder]

I can't do sh!t untill the monring comes


so cossaks

[Bereta_Eder]

let's put a song because it's 4 o'clock and untill the mornig comes the leaking is going to conitnue
(I'm very piissswsed)

[self biased]

You get your gas leak fixed yet?

[Proteus_MST]

as does all of europe
because (hey dinner) there is no other way

I warm my butt with electric energy from the RWE (or local electric power provider)

[giblets]

colonizing Siberia really paid off

[Serb]

please. if i farted in your air ducts, air raid sirens would probably be going off.

There is no need for an additionall siren. You fart is a loud siren on its own.

[Serb]

I can't do sh!t untill the monring comes


so cossaks

You are a Bloodhound gang and you shave your ass with a Russian flag - be my guest, get a warm goodbye!
Stupid motherf*ckers just got lucky, to fly back home alive.

[Serb]

The only thing I wonder is why they didn't buried that as$hole
.
That f*cking idiot dared to came to Russia after that. Idiot, really. But a lucky one.

[giblets]

Feel free to come to the USA after burning a US flag, no one will bother you

[Serb]

That's why you post-modernist as$holes will never beat us.
You have lost anything sacred you ever had.

[Serb]

colonizing Siberia really paid off

It did. Be my guest, 'cause it's my place now.

[Serb]

You know, when I was in train to Krasnoyarsk, I've meet Geff, a journalist from Australia who doesn't speak a single word in Russian. We shared some beers and some vodka (vodka was his, btw) in a company of some Russian soldiers who were traveling the same waggon. He was traveling from St. Petersburg to Ulan-Ude, then to Ulan Bator, then to Beijing, then flight to Mellbourne, though he is from Sydney. It's a quite a long trip, if you ask me.
So, we had a great time. That was really fun. He was welcomed as a dear guest. And he was stunned by the Russian hospitality and friendly attitute, he said he have never seen anything like that in any other country, despite he traveled all around the globe in his 29. And he said one funny thing to me, which I remember:
"You gotta visit Russia before Russia visits you!"
That was funny And so true!

[Serb]

I (and him too) meant - if you visit Russia and see it with your own eyes, instead of listening to all that bullsh!t your media is feeding you about us, there will be no need for Russia to visit you at the end of the day (when you dare to attack us). There simply will be no need for that.