2018 will be a good time to declare war on the UK

[Ellestar]

There seems to be a glitch in the random invasion generator that makes it only choose countries in Asia.

Lybia, Yugoslavia?

[The Mad Monk]

The French have stopped invading everyone. Since things didn't quite work out at that Waterloo place.

The Scots will have to do it themselves, or wait for England to come up on Yankystan's "random invasion generator".

The french stopped invading Europe. They still had themselves a grand old time in indochina until about, oh, 1967 or so.

[Proteus_MST]

The French have stopped invading everyone. Since things didn't quite work out at that Waterloo place.

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Actually they tried to do it one last time in 1870, under Napoleon III, by declaring war on prussia.
Thanks to rapid mobilization via railroad and (against french expectations) the german states standing united together, the war was over within less than a year, with the french losing once again. It actually was the event that led to the german unification

[BeBMan]

Wondering if we can sneak the war vs. the UK in before the world war in two years, or whether it will become part of said world war. Otoh Trump may trump everything when he lures China into war first.

[BeBMan]

Meanwhile Russia has started unilateral efforts to reduce its conventional forces. Currently they're wrecking one jet fighter every three weeks.

[N35t0r]

[Egbert]

Wondering if we can sneak the war vs. the UK in before the world war in two years, or whether it will become part of said world war. Otoh Trump may trump everything when he lures China into war first.

There could be a race to start WW3. A race between China and Trump.

Whoever starts it, it will be big, it will the biggest war. The will make war bigly. Biglier than ever before.

[Egbert]

Meanwhile Russia has started unilateral efforts to reduce its conventional forces. Currently they're wrecking one jet fighter every three weeks.

The Syrian rebels are trying to help Russia reduce it's conventional forces.

They are doing their best to wreck Russian fighter jets. however, I don't think they have destroyed any yet so they don't seem very helpful really.

They shot down an American drone so I guess they prefer to help the Americans?

[giblets]

They're helping the American economy by making us build more drones. They really care about us.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

It may be a good idea for Scots to wait until 2018 to start their fight for independence again.

[Egbert]

They're helping the American economy by making us build more drones. They really care about us.

They care.

This could be the key to making america great again.

These caring people are making America build more drones.

With Trump in charge they will be really big drones meaning more work and more jobs.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Isn't it the time for Americans to start making less drones and start making more love.

That would make America great again.

Here is another more recent one... not even in the top 12

[Proteus_MST]

Isn't it the time for Americans to start making less drones and start making more love.

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They will need to in order to produce offsprings ... after all the american economy will need lots of workers for their low paid jobs, as soon as Trump has thrown out all the mexicans
Fortunately use of contraceptives won't be a big problem ... after all I hear a large percentage of US schools prefers to only tech abstinence-ed instead of sex-ed ... meaning that there will be lots of unprotected sex among youngsters, as they haven't been taught about the use of contraceptives

[OneFootInTheGrave]

They will need to change this song.

[giblets]

The white trash who elected Trump can take up the menial jobs the Mexicans were doing