2018 will be a good time to declare war on the UK

[Uncle Sparky]

It was those Canadians that did that, trashing the white House.

They are a mob of vandals, those Canadians.

Not the sort of people you want in your house.

Or maybe they were really annoyed about getting invaded?

Anything that distracts us from hockey, beer, and beavers is a vexation...

[The Mad Monk]

good chance for Scotland to rise up in rebellion.

Where is their "William Wallace"?

I thought William Wallace was their "William Wallace"...

[Aeson]

Don't worry dear allies, with Trump at the helm you won't have to worry about anything bad happening in 2018 ... it will all be over by then.

[onodera]

Holy hell, where are your cruisers, battlecruisers, heavy rocket cruisers etc? You can't have a Royal Navy made of screens.

[giblets]

Once the screens detect an incoming threat the foreign office can begin crafting a sternly worded letter

[Proteus_MST]

Once the screens detect an incoming threat the foreign office can begin crafting a sternly worded letter

And the queen can hold a public speech in which she expresses that she is not amused

[giblets]

Nigel Farage can blame the EU

[Dinner]

Holy hell, where are your cruisers, battlecruisers, heavy rocket cruisers etc? You can't have a Royal Navy made of screens.

They really need to start funding that again.

[giblets]

Or disband the rest of it

[Proteus_MST]

Maybe, now that the UK leaves the EU, it could apply top become the 51st state of the USA and get protected by Trumps mighty navy ... only question would be, what would become of the Royals

[BeBMan]

I made plans to attack the UK shortly after new year 2018 to claim all the crown jewels for me and plant my bratwurst banner on top of the Tower of London, but I do think now that they just want to look weak naval-wise to lure invaders inland to the Sherwood Forest were they get gunned down by ppl having longbows at home

[Dauphin]

I made plans to attack the UK shortly after new year 2018 to claim all the crown jewels for me and plant my bratwurst banner on top of the Tower of London, but I do think now that they just want to look weak naval-wise to lure invaders inland to the Sherwood Forest were they get gunned down by ppl having longbows at home

BeBro for Lord President. Bratwurst for everyone.

[Dauphin]

It's ok, Nigel Farage will just need to send him a tweet.

Once the screens detect an incoming threat the foreign office can begin crafting a sternly worded letter

There was a saying, "Loose lips sink ships". So clearly a twitter rant from Trump or Farage will sink any enemy fleet.

[Egbert]

Holy hell, where are your cruisers, battlecruisers, heavy rocket cruisers etc? You can't have a Royal Navy made of screens.

It's easy to tell which navy is in the sea.

When they are shiny new ships it is the US Navy.

When is leaky old boats it is the Chinese Navy.

When there are no ships it is the Royal Navy.

[The Mad Monk]

Maybe, now that the UK leaves the EU, it could apply top become the 51st state of the USA and get protected by Trumps mighty navy ... only question would be, what would become of the Royals

They have odd habits and the Queen is rumored to be one of the richest people on the planet -- she's a shoo-in to host Celebrity Apprentice, and the rest can make regular appearances!