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  • thurs

    sup



    i'm smoking blunts today





    so this morning i dropped my lady off at work

    i was on north ave heading back towards the expressway when some homeless person or grungy looking worker pushed a large black bin into the side of my black toyota highlander as i sped by

    traffic was light going the other way and behind me, so i slammed on my brakes and jumped out of the car ready to beat some ass

    i was in pajama pants and slippers

    i had to decide whether to commit a quick and decisive act of violence or drive away

    i decided to retreat

    if i had pepper spray available, i would have lit him up

    next time ****er

    fool me once, shame on me

    lincoln park CPD has better things to do than file a report on some broke ass *****

    plus i may or may not have been riding a little dirty... but probably less than 2 grams, so no worries

    i love chicago cops

    there's not a whole lot i could do to that man that would make his life worse

    plus, there's only a plastic streak

    without liberal values keeping me straight, i'd probably have murdered a few homeless people by now

    good thing i can cope and won't hold all homeless people in contempt for this incident

    if my ptsd angry raging ass can exhibit self control, there's hope for everyone

    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    who's that *******?

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    • #3
      me, i'm turning this into snapchat
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        good thing i can cope and won't hold all homeless people in contempt for this incident
        This automatically qualifies you as a better person than Ben.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sava View Post
          sup
          Oh hi redjon I was wondering where you'd been
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          • #6
            Unfortunately I've gotten a shave and a haircut since this picture was taken

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            • #7
              the look on your face

              you always walk around like that?
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                Second to last day of class for me. Main motivation for showing up today was the promise of cookies in observational astronomy. Then all I've got is five finals and a term paper.
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sava View Post
                  the look on your face

                  you always walk around like that?
                  Nah, I was trying to perfect my Ted Kaczynski look
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                    Second to last day of class for me. Main motivation for showing up today was the promise of cookies in observational astronomy. Then all I've got is five finals and a term paper.
                    the **** man?

                    glutton for punishment much?
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                      Nah, I was trying to perfect my Ted Kaczynski look
                      did you have to shave for work?

                      i'm still getting used to beard life

                      main thing is i have to remember to wash it thoroughly after oral sex but before going outside and interacting with the public

                      though i've not had any complaints so far, so we'll see
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        rolling another
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          lori, after finals, fly out to midway/chicago... i'll pick you up and smoke you retarded on your break
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              I'm glad I'm not the only scary looking white man.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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