sup

i'm smoking blunts today
so this morning i dropped my lady off at work
i was on north ave heading back towards the expressway when some homeless person or grungy looking worker pushed a large black bin into the side of my black toyota highlander as i sped by
traffic was light going the other way and behind me, so i slammed on my brakes and jumped out of the car ready to beat some ass
i was in pajama pants and slippers
i had to decide whether to commit a quick and decisive act of violence or drive away
i decided to retreat
if i had pepper spray available, i would have lit him up
next time ****er
fool me once, shame on me
lincoln park CPD has better things to do than file a report on some broke ass *****
plus i may or may not have been riding a little dirty... but probably less than 2 grams, so no worries
i love chicago cops
there's not a whole lot i could do to that man that would make his life worse
plus, there's only a plastic streak
without liberal values keeping me straight, i'd probably have murdered a few homeless people by now
good thing i can cope and won't hold all homeless people in contempt for this incident
if my ptsd angry raging ass can exhibit self control, there's hope for everyone

i'm smoking blunts today
so this morning i dropped my lady off at work
i was on north ave heading back towards the expressway when some homeless person or grungy looking worker pushed a large black bin into the side of my black toyota highlander as i sped by
traffic was light going the other way and behind me, so i slammed on my brakes and jumped out of the car ready to beat some ass
i was in pajama pants and slippers
i had to decide whether to commit a quick and decisive act of violence or drive away
i decided to retreat
if i had pepper spray available, i would have lit him up
next time ****er
fool me once, shame on me
lincoln park CPD has better things to do than file a report on some broke ass *****
plus i may or may not have been riding a little dirty... but probably less than 2 grams, so no worries
i love chicago cops

there's not a whole lot i could do to that man that would make his life worse
plus, there's only a plastic streak
without liberal values keeping me straight, i'd probably have murdered a few homeless people by now
good thing i can cope and won't hold all homeless people in contempt for this incident
if my ptsd angry raging ass can exhibit self control, there's hope for everyone
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