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Hypothetical: you die and are sent to Dante's Inferno. Which circle are you sent to?

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  • #16
    I have to call bull**** on all those so far who have voted for anything under circle 8. Posting on Apolyton OT automatically qualifies you for "Sowers of Discord"

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    • #17
      Slowwhand belongs in at best 7.1 for being a rape aficionado
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      • #18
        So not based on anything but pure speculation?
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #19
          It's in my version of the Bible
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          • #20
            Originally posted by loinburger View Post
            It's in my version of the Bible
            Speculation that you don't believe = bull****
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #21
              Were you under the impression that Dante's Inferno was a serious theological treatise? In that case you might be interested in another serious theological treatise that uses smaller words: The Chronicles of Narnia
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              • #22
                Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                Were you under the impression that Dante's Inferno was a serious theological treatise? In that case you might be interested in another serious theological treatise that uses smaller words: The Chronicles of Narnia
                The link that you posted indicated that it's a line of speculation developed by Aquinas and the Catholic Church. You said that's your version of the Bible.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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                • #23
                  This would be even more up your alley, since it doesn't require any reading at all

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                    The link that you posted indicated that it's a line of speculation developed by Aquinas and the Catholic Church. You said that's your version of the Bible.
                    God says that Dante's Inferno is 100% true
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                    • #25
                      The eighth circle is just so very me.

                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        So not based on anything but pure speculation?
                        Just like the theory that the talking snake in the Garden of Eden is really Satan.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                          God says that Dante's Inferno is 100% true
                          Or to say it more generally, as Jesus = god ...
                          "Jesus wants people to suffer"
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                          • #28
                            Habakkuk 2:5 - Yea also, because he transgresseth by wine, he is a proud man, neither keepeth at home, who enlargeth his desire as hell, and is as death, and cannot be satisfied, but gathereth unto him all nations, and heapeth unto him all people

                            See? I told you the bible says that Dante's Inferno is 100% true, and there's the proof!
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by giblets View Post
                              Just like the theory that the talking snake in the Garden of Eden is really Satan.
                              If you post less you will be wrong less often. Think about it.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                                If you post less you will be wrong less often. Think about it.
                                How do you know the talking snake is Satan?

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