What did I ever do to you?

[NICE MOBIUS]

I never wanted to own Poly in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...


A BEN KENOBI!


(piano vamp)


Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a Ben Kenobi, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.


CHORUS: He's a Ben Kenobi, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.


CHORUS


I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.


Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????


CHORUS


I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.


Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "girlie"? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Disingenuous two-faced lying hypocrite!


CHORUS


All: He's a Ben Kenobi, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)