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  • #16
    One would assume that the size is dependant on the volume of blood it can take up.
    Therefore, I guess, the most accurate representation for penis size would be gained by measuring the difference in blood pressure, when having an erection and having no erection, while standing up, at a location as high on your body as possible (for example the right or left carotid arteria)

    I guess a good indication of an XXL size would be, if the diffeence is so big, that you faint while having an erection and standing up
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    • #17
      I heard on the radio the other day of a study that showed that women ARE attracted to longer FLACCID penises. Other factors are more important, but basically the longer the better.

      I don't like that, being a grower not a shower.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by giblets View Post
        Just get out a ruler and make a rough estimate of how big your crooked dick is.
        How about I embrace my inner astronomer: it's on the order of a foot.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          How about I embrace my inner astronomer: it's on the order of a foot.
          Since when did astronomers use customary/imperial units?

          Your penis is probably on the order of a decimeter.

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          • #20
            Meters? Pfft. My dick is ~10 attoparsecs.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by giblets View Post
              This does not even cover your penis in alternate timelines or parallel universes.
              "String theory" may describe some guy's penises, but not mine

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              • #22
                Originally posted by NICE MOBIUS View Post
                Doing people in their 70s is your thing now?
                Older the berry, sweeter the juice
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #23
                  Non-voters have tiny penises.
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #24
                    Having a longer dick would be a hinderance.
                    Indifference is Bliss

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                    • #25
                      I'm about six inches


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                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Sava View Post
                        I'm about six inches


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                        From the floor
                        But what about when you're at the top of the push-up?
                        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                          I assume Serb is always being told he is a massive dick, and got confused by the use of English.
                          huh. i tend to assume that serb is told: "Don't worry that happens to lots of guys."
                          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                          • #28
                            Is this bromosexual or homosexual?
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                            • #29
                              As a non-voter you clearly have a tiny dick and no balls

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                                Is this bromosexual or homosexual?
                                Does that actually matter?
                                I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                                [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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