Assess your job from the perspective of a retired coal miner and a smug unemployed layabout

[Sava]

for day to day driving around town, i'd be content with a .50 cal

[Sava]

We bow to your superiority, Sava.

your attitude seems appropriate for your profession

but i got **** to do, people to see, money to make

GTFO of the road if you are not me

that is my maxim for driving

[Elok]

Well, my current job involves sitting in the DCF (welfare) office, helping people cope with the DCF's terrible, terrible application software, which appears to have been programmed by a community college dropout playing air guitar on his keyboard. Mostly I apologize a lot for the programmer's incompetence and explain ways to work around the program's more idiosyncratic features. The latter can be quite convoluted and were worked out by trial and error, as I received no training. I've got one week left on my two weeks' notice.

Coal miner would loathe me for enabling filthy, filthy welfare mooches. Layabout might approve, but I know that's only a codeword for Sava and in his current mood he'd act pissy if I cured cancer. So eh.

[Lorizael]

but i got **** to do, people to see, money to make

GTFO of the road if you are not me

that is my maxim for driving

Ah, so you're an ******* driver.

[C0ckney]

i suspect the coal miner would look down on what i do as it doesn't produce anything you can touch, although occasionally it is put into physical form.

the layabout may think something or other but lack the ability to express it, and even if he could it would just come out as an entitled whine.

[Sava]

Well, my current job involves sitting in the DCF (welfare) office, helping people cope with the DCF's terrible, terrible application software, which appears to have been programmed by a community college dropout playing air guitar on his keyboard. Mostly I apologize a lot for the programmer's incompetence and explain ways to work around the program's more idiosyncratic features. The latter can be quite convoluted and were worked out by trial and error, as I received no training. I've got one week left on my two weeks' notice.

Coal miner would loathe me for enabling filthy, filthy welfare mooches. Layabout might approve, but I know that's only a codeword for Sava and in his current mood he'd act pissy if I cured cancer. So eh.

because you'd do some evil bull**** like deny the cure to transgendered people

or at the very least, require that they be summarily mocked and ridiculed

and if not them, whatever class or group of people you thought was socially acceptable to attack

****ing sick ass pathetic bigot

[Sava]

you are a rotten person, elok
rotten at the core

[Elok]

And when I stole Christmas, I took the Roast Beast.

[regexcellent]

While I am a sysadmin, as a matter of practice only 10% of my job is technical and only a small fraction of that involves taking things apart and putting them back together. The remainder of my job is negotiating with salesmen, writing memos, calculating costs, and documentation. However, my company's main line of business is actuarial consulting for Taft-Hartley (i.e. union-run) pension plans, which I suspect the coal miner would greatly appreciate. 5/10.

Layabout: I think we all know the answer to this one. 0/10.

[Sava]

which I suspect the coal miner would greatly appreciate. 5/10.

probably less so because you are stupid and have ****ty morals

the miners might want their pension to be there when they need it

and not robbed blind