Doritos is turning kids gay

[Proteus_MST]

As alcohol enemas show,
oral ingestion, while the usual form of consumption,
may not be required in every case

[ricketyclik]

I used to love my Steve Austin doll. And my G. I. Joe with the kung fu grip. My brother and I used to tie a string to a branch, get him to grip it and swing him across a creek to each other.

When we had access to Barbies or the like, guess what Steve Austen did with them Oh, and a kung fu grip (rubbery, flexible fingers) can be handy when it comes to Barbie too

[OneFootInTheGrave]

My older sister beheaded her barbies

I bet her name is Isis.

[rah]

Back when we were kids ISIS was a not uncommon name since it was the name of
the daughter of the earth god Geb and the sky goddess Nut and the sister of the deities Osiris,

[Proteus_MST]

Back when we were kids ISIS was a not uncommon name since it was the name of
the daughter of the earth god Geb and the sky goddess Nut and the sister of the deities Osiris,

And the goddess of wisdom.
Which is why it is a shame that those depraved bandits chose her name as abbreviation for their terrorist organisation

[rah]

Wasn't there some Cartoon character? But then I'm old and my memory is starting to go.

[Lorizael]

And the goddess of wisdom.
Which is why it is a shame that those depraved bandits chose her name as abbreviation for their terrorist organisation

Obama calls 'em ISIL.

[Sava]

nacho cheese flavored pringles are a decent doritos substitute

[ricketyclik]

Change your avatar back to the bum.

[My Wife Hates CIV]

The only thing doritos will turn you into is a fat lazy person. Almost the opposite of being gay.