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What you folks don't know is that they only pretend to study how to make lesbians skinny. They really study ways to make skinny women lesbians.
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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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you are a commie bastard ... the market will decide whether fat or skinny porn is better
(As it will in regards to commie porn. Which happens to be a still shot of a fresh loaf of bread)Comment
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I am happy to pay .3 cents to help more accurately assess the spread of HIV.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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i hate government spending when it is small and trivial and involves topics that rubs my bigotry in the right placeTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Wasn't there this thing where we spent like $500 mil to arm and train the Syrian resistance, and it turned out we'd armed and trained five guys? Not the burger chain--they might have scared them off with bacon--but literally five men?Comment
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Elok is a nerd.Order of the Fly
Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.Comment
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