How the Government Can Waste Even More Taxpayer Dollars ...

[Kidlicious]

What you folks don't know is that they only pretend to study how to make lesbians skinny. They really study ways to make skinny women lesbians.

[Aeson]

you are a commie bastard ... the market will decide whether fat or skinny porn is better

(As it will in regards to commie porn. Which happens to be a still shot of a fresh loaf of bread)

[Lorizael]

I am happy to pay .3 cents to help more accurately assess the spread of HIV.

[Sava]

i hate government spending when it is small and trivial and involves topics that rubs my bigotry in the right place

[Elok]

Wasn't there this thing where we spent like $500 mil to arm and train the Syrian resistance, and it turned out we'd armed and trained five guys? Not the burger chain--they might have scared them off with bacon--but literally five men?

[ZEE]

Elok is a nerd.