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    The congressman who stole the pope’s water glass and drank from it

    By Colby Itkowitz September 25 at 3:56 PM
    Thou shalt not steal is a pretty central tenet of the Bible.

    But it seems Rep. Bob Brady (D-Pa.) couldn’t resist the temptation to swipe the water glass that touched the lips of Pope Francis.

    Yes, on Thursday, while other lawmakers were distracted with the pope’s departure from the House chamber, Brady sneaked up to the lectern and snatched the glass used by His Holiness, the Philadelphia Daily News first reported.

    He carefully carried the glass, still half full, back to his office where he sipped the water and then passed it around to his wife and two staffers. Later, he invited Sen. Bob Casey (D-Pa.) to his office, who, along with his wife and mother, dipped his fingers in the water. Casey’s office confirmed this was true.

    Turns out this is not Brady’s first water glass heist. He also took the glass used by President Obama at his first inauguration.

    Brady called us Friday afternoon (we had so many questions) to clear up some things. First things first, he plans to pay for the glass he stole from Capitol Hill property. He’s asked the House Architect for a bill. They apparently laughed, but he’s going to send a check.

    He’s since emptied the water into a bottle. He plans to use it to bless his grandchildren. Now, as we understand it, and please correct us if we’re wrong, unless the pope actually blessed the liquid it’s not technically holy water.

    But Brady told us he “could care less” what we thought.

    “Anything the pope touches becomes blessed,” he said. “I think so and no one is going to change my mind.”

    The glass itself he’s sending to forensics to be dusted for prints. (Really.) He wants it authenticated. Anyone can say they own a glass used by the pope.

    He’ll then put the empty glass in his curio cabinet at home next to the Obama glass, which he also had tested by Philadelphia police. You can still faintly see the president’s fingerprints, he said.

    He didn’t drink out of Obama’s glass though. Because that was purely political, he explained. This was spiritual.

    Like collecting coins or baseball cards, will Brady continue amassing used glasses by powerful people?

    Nah, he says. Can’t top relics of the first black president and the pope.
    Bull****! These are two of the ingredients to summon Cthulu!

    Also, it's "couldn't care less."
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #32
      He could care less.

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      • #33
        I can kinda see why they aren't allowed to touch the pope now
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #34
          Where does the pope go the bathroom? Can't have someone stealing his toilet seat.

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          • #35
            Holy crap! I hadn't thought of that.
            Last edited by Elok; September 26, 2015, 17:06. Reason: ****ing ***** autocensor ruining my dumb jokes
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            • #36
              I saw what you did there.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                Wow the Pope got a 3 minute standing ovation. I can't wait to see what Jesus will get.
                They wouldn't recognise him even if he appeared.
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                  They wouldn't recognise him even if he appeared.
                  Well not many did recognize him when he did appear.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                    Well not many did recognize him when he did appear.
                    This is true. You'd have called him a feminist liberal ******** and called for him to be deported.

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                    • #40
                      He was definitely none of those.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #41
                        He would either be put into psychiatry (for claiming he is the son of god)
                        or branded as some crazy cult leader
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                        • #42
                          I miss him already.
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #43
                            the pope is just like Putin, Xi and Obamma... a F* up driven by the people who have power.
                            nuf saiud

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by My Wife Hates CIV View Post
                              the pope is just like Putin, Xi and Obamma... a F* up driven by the people who have power.
                              nuf saiud
                              There were some popes which actually were a thorn in the backsides of the people in power.
                              John Paul I for example, who might have had the potential to reform the catholic church ...
                              well, unfortunately he was pope for only 33 days, before he died under suspicious circumstances
                              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                              • #45
                                One thing is for sure - non-Catholics seem far more interested in the Pope than many Catholics, including me. That would include any Pope.
                                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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