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You can be the President, I'd rather be the Pope.
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But as president you can have as much sex and not-sex as you want.Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
As pope only if you manage to revoke the churchs regulations on celibacy ...
or manage to get a female live-in housekeeper for your papal appartment ...
and lockable doors to prevent embarassing situations
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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You can be the side effect, I'd rather be the dope.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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"I want to see the Pope". (somtimes also used as slang for d!ckus)Comment
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The Pope likely is asexualI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
Put me on a slow movin'
Parliamentary hackin' bandwagon
You could put me little ass in the grave
Everytime you want it I'll be live, bring a date
I mean computer when it's over press saveNo, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I want to see the Pope (~the d!ckus)
It was always my concern to enter the vatican
to see him in front of me, natural and live.
They say he is handsome and descreet
and viril and fatal and also sweet, very sweet
I want to see him, I want to see him
I want to see the Pope, the Pope, the Pope
She wants to see him, she wants to see him.
See the Pope, the Pope, the Pope
I feel that when in front of me, I'll see him for the first time
My knees will weaken and I will feel joy
and from my palpitation, I will freak out when I will stand before him
and with reverance I will bow in front of him and kiss him
etc
etc
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A fat lady sang.... so the thread is over.Comment
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She's not fat by American standards. Or Greek standards for that matter.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Wow the Pope got a 3 minute standing ovation. I can't wait to see what Jesus will get.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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it's a f* dude who was a bouncer a few decades ago.
it's a human... he's no one. He picks a hugh booger like you and me. He s* in a toilet.
this pope thing blows my mind. people cry over him?////??
look, this is the pope... we haqve a dog here that looks the same. although aeson seems to love his dogs... so ok
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The Pope comes in, speaks to congress, gets a standing O, presents a Bible (the first handwritten illuminated Bible in 500 years) to Congress, and Boehner feels compelled to resign.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Handwritten Bibles are exactly the same as any other.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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religion is the oil for simply people.Comment
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Cause Oz never never gave nothin' to the Tin Man, that he didn't, didn't already have.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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