Getting a better handjob...

[loinburger]

Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon

Also, make sure (s)he isn't wearing a Freddy Krueger glove

[DaShi]

OMG, you can't overemphasize that enough.

[SlowwHand]

Appropriate for you to cite shemale.

[loinburger]

(S)he is shorthand for "he or she" you colossal ******

[SlowwHand]

Your point?

[loinburger]

My point is that you misinterpreted a common non-sexual English expression as a reference to shemales owing to your illiteracy and well as your combined fear of and attraction to said shemales. It's none of my business that you whack off to shemale porn while crying in shame so please keep it to yourself.

[SlowwHand]

That's your stated fetish, not mine.

[loinburger]

I forgot, you whack off to prison rape porn

[SlowwHand]

Might as well end this, if you're going to resort to outright lies.
You and your shemale can go back to the 3-some.

[Dinner]

55 gallons seems a bit over kill but maybe he got a deal on Amazon Prime Day.

[loinburger]

Might as well end this, if you're going to resort to outright lies.
You and your shemale can go back to the 3-some.

I'd rather [Tsarnaev] was the b1tch for 40 inmates.

No doubt you are once again going to mistake my criticism of your wish that a man be gang-raped by forty people as a criticism of your "inconsistent" stance on the death penalty. I'll head you off at the pass: you are a despicable person because you wished that a man be gang-raped by forty people and you can't understand why this is a disgusting and terrible thing to wish for. You could have immediately retracted the statement as being an inappropriate joke, but no, you simply couldn't comprehend that somebody might find gang rape to be morally objectionable.

[SlowwHand]

Pick your poison. Only choices are execute or jail.
Go ahead and do your usual blustering without giving an opinion.

[loinburger]

And once again you admit that you support prison rape. Congrats on being the second most morally despicable person on the forum (though you're temporarily in the number one spot).

In addition, what you and Ben (the only other person who continues to bring up The Dickgirling) fail to comprehend about The Dickgirling is that there are two possibilities, each of which exposes you for the idiot you are:
1. It was a very crude and inappropriate joke, and I'm not actually attracted to dickgirls. Your treating my supposed attraction as real just makes you look stupid.
2. I really am attracted to dickgirls. Your bringing up my very real attraction just makes you look stupid. Do you, for example, keep bringing up MrFun's sexual predilections? Of course not - perhaps you're afraid of being banned (though I doubt you have the self-awareness necessary to acknowledge this possibility), but more likely you realize that nobody gives a ****.

So to review:
1. You don't understand what (s)he means, because you are barely literate
2. You harp on something that was either a joke or was real, either possibility exposing you as an idiot
3. YOU SUPPORT PRISON RAPE!!!!!!!!!

As for my opinion regarding Tsarnaev's punishment? I believe that he should be imprisoned WITHOUT GETTING RAPED!!!!!!!! (Or waterboarded, or any other torture you care to imagine)

[SlowwHand]

Let's review you:

Execution - Cruel and Unusual
General Population in Prison, with possibility of rape - Cruel and Unusual.
Solitary Confinement in Prison - Cruel and Unusual.

SSDD.

[loinburger]

It's incredible that you don't understand the difference between "imprisonment" and "IMPRISONMENT WITH GUARANTEED RAPE"

You explicitly wished that Tsarnaev be gang-raped. Not "imprisoned with the unfortunate possibility of being gang-raped," but "imprisoned with the guarantee that he be gang-raped." This has been pointed out to you numerous times now, and you continue to defend your desire that he be gang-raped. You are not allowed to take the moral high ground on anything at this point.

Here's a comparable exchange:
Slowwhand: I hope he painfully burns to death when his house burns down
loinburger: That's a terrible thing to say
Slowwhand: Oh yeah, well where do you think he should live???
loinburger: In a house
Slowwhand: A house that might burn down, checkmate!