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Happiness is a juvenile emotion -- dogs are happy when they lick their balls, children are happy when they get toys. Instead of celebrating the fact you're about to get plowed and fulfill your biological role (I assume since Nikolai is both fat and religious, more sex will occur after the wedding than before), maybe read some good Continental philosophy, follow Donald Trump on Twitter and see if he responds to you, or maybe try writing a short story. Find fulfillment in something greater than your vagina.
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I had forgotten about that. Heck, it must have inured us to noise as neither of us woke up at 4 am when Krazy kitty came back after losing his key.
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Wiggy, stop wigging out on the new girl.Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostHappiness is a juvenile emotion -- dogs are happy when they lick their balls, children are happy when they get toys. Instead of celebrating the fact you're about to get plowed and fulfill your biological role (I assume since Nikolai is both fat and religious, more sex will occur after the wedding than before), maybe read some good Continental philosophy, follow Donald Trump on Twitter and see if he responds to you, or maybe try writing a short story. Find fulfillment in something greater than your vagina.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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the only recollection i have of KH being in the room was when i had accidentally kicked him in the head on my way to the bathroom. why i was still wearing my shoes at the time is still a mystery to me.Originally posted by Dinner View Post I had forgotten about that. Heck, it must have inured us to noise as neither of us woke up at 4 am when Krazy kitty came back after losing his key.
also, be nice wiggy. I mean, you're not wrong, but be nice until she starts saying stupid things.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Why in blazes would anyone want to have pizza delivered from Manhattan to New Jersey??? Everybody knows Manhattan pizza is just a pale imitation of NJ Pizza~~~!!!No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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this was at like... **** i don't even know. it was late, and i was very very drunk. everywhere was closed in jersey.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Dude, everything in Jersey City seemed to close at 9pm.Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
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And then MikeH threw out my beautiful scrumpy. Do you know how rare it is to find a hand craft fruit based alcoholic beverage who's ingredients include rotting meat left to fester for several weeks? It was a rare, rare thing.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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I wonder if Benjamin Kenobi got invited to the wedding?
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What's this about a wedding? I thought we were discussing scrumpy!No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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uppppppppppppp đêComment
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We need pictures. Make it happen Niko.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Congratulations, you crazy kids.
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Hope the day went well
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
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