Sweden will probably invade Denmark in a couple of hours

[BlackCat]

...I don't know what to say, really...

Maybe he just like certain body parts to be kinked

[Uncle Sparky]

Do not have sex with your ceiling fan...

[Egbert]

Do not have sex with your ceiling fan...

This is good advice

And, according to post #26, the fan is whoring so don't pay to have sex with the fan.

Having sex with ceiling fans

Paying ceiling fans for sex

[Sava]

they will win because running downhill from the alps, you build up good speed

momentum is key

[Sava]

Having sex with ceiling fans

I would've used more for this

but that's certainly a personal decision

[BlackCat]

they will win because running downhill from the alps, you build up good speed

momentum is key

There aern't that many of them in the alps, so those we should be able to handle

[Sava]

maybe if you weren't leaving forever all the time, you'd get the joke

[Sava]

i mean, whoever you are

[BlackCat]

Swedes running downhill from alps ? No, I don't get the joke

[Sava]

it may be an eventis inside joke

so my apologies


but the joke is... Sweden = Switzerland

and then you purposefullly mix them up

Swederitzerland

Swisserden


etc

[Uncle Sparky]

I always mix up US & Russia... Which one is the fake democracy again?

[N35t0r]

I read the paper, so shut up

using a phone? poo hands all day, yuck

Remind me never to shake hands with anyone under 30 ever again

It goes like this:

1) Pull your trousers and underwear down.
2) Sit on the toilet.
3) Do stuff on your phone while you poop.
4) Put the phone down
5) Wipe
6) Wash your hands
7) Grab phoe with clean hands.

[Sava]

Remind me never to shake hands with anyone under 30 ever again

Younger people grew up using this technology and their habits regarding hygiene developed in accordance with cell phone usage always being a part of their lives.


Think of it like language. Kids can learn multiple languages very easy. They can grow up speaking with good accents. Now think about an adult learning a language... the broken grammar... the horrendous accent. Apply that same principle to hygiene habits.

ick

remind me to never shake hands with anyone over 45 again

[BlackCat]

It goes like this:

1) Pull your trousers and underwear down.
2) Sit on the toilet.
3) Do stuff on your phone while you poop.
4) Activate AssWipe app on phone
5) Wipe with phone
6) Put the phone down
7) Wash your hands
8) Grab phoe with clean hands.

Fixed that for you.

[Sava]

just don't wipe your butt with your phone....






































.... unless you have an apple product
that's what they are good for