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  • #61
    I never **** at work.
    Indifference is Bliss

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    • #62
      Originally posted by rah View Post
      At work, sometimes I don't have a choice.
      solution: carry a dog bag, poop at desk
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #63
        Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
        I never **** at work.
        That could be taken in more ways than one - you've never bent anyone over your desk before or done it on the conference room table...?
        "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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        • #64
          I never poop at work.
          Indifference is Bliss

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          • #65
            I just saw a guy texting at a urinal. REALLY.
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #66
              One or two hand texting ?
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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              • #67
                One obviously very talented.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #68
                  Two hand texting would have been more talented...
                  Indifference is Bliss

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                  • #69
                    men have been pissing with no hands for centuries.

                    One handed texting is relatively recent.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by rah View Post
                      men have been pissing with no hands for centuries.

                      One handed texting is relatively recent.
                      I guess if everyone knows about it - no one will mess with your phone. maybe.

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                      • #71
                        I don't poop at bathrooms other than my own if possible
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #72
                          Last time, the tip touched the inside of the bowl

                          Ahhhhhhhhhh omg I'm gonna die
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #73
                            It was nice meeting you
                            Indifference is Bliss

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                            • #74
                              th
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • #75
                                We will side with Sweden if they let us have Denmark's cod fishing grounds. I can't be fairer than that.
                                born to lead, born to rule

                                http://www.concrete-online.co.uk/wp-...bullingdon.jpg

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