if i made fun of male pattern baldness, how many of you would i be insulting?

[-Jrabbit]

Still a fairly full head of hair, but definitely thinning on top. Plenty of grey, too. But hey, I'm 61.

In response to the OP query: No, not offended or insulted by mockery of baldness.

[Kidlicious]

Still a fairly full head of hair, but definitely thinning on top. Plenty of grey, too. But hey, I'm 61.

In response to the OP query: No, not offended or insulted by mockery of baldness.

61? Wtf?

[regexcellent]

"hello children, would you like to help me shave my mustache?"

[N35t0r]

A bit thinning at the crown, but I have very thin hair. If I had thicker hair, it wouldn't even be recognizable. No grey in sight. I'm 30.

[Imran Siddiqui]

My mother's father was bald and her brothers are definitely balding. My (younger) brother is losing his hair quite rapidly as well. Which makes it strange that I have a full, thick head of hair (I'm 35 - got a few strands of white and if I grow out the stubble for a few days my chin is peppered [salted?] with white).

[Sava]

You are not 35 yet, lying liar

[Imran Siddiqui]

Close enough, at least within a standard deviation .

[Sava]

Your face is a standard deviation

[Imran Siddiqui]

Indeed, it is much handsomer than average

[Sava]

Indeed. I'd **** it