if i made fun of male pattern baldness, how many of you would i be insulting?

[Sava]

Speaking of not being manly enough, my NaNoWriMo group has a booth at a local book festival today. They want me to make an appearance so that I can help with the booth and, conceivably, because they enjoy my presence. The new chick will be there. My ex and her boyfriend will also be there. It's been 11 months since I've had serious contact with my ex. I know she misses having me as a friend. Should I man the **** up and go?

fulfilling social obligations is womanly

[Sava]

I never thought my hair was great, so meh.

yeah

i wouldn't mind baldness if i was ginger

[Lorizael]

Well, the alternative is that I dick around at home all day. It's a book festival. Theoretically, that's the kind of thing I might enjoy. Like, as long as it were inside and didn't involve people and weren't loud and stuff. Like, I like reading books, alone, in my room.

[Aeson]

My forehead has been getting bigger since my mid 20's and the hair on top is thinning. It's taking it's sweet time though. I'd rather it just all fell out long ago. I shaved my head in late teens - early 20's, so never really had much use for the stuff anyway.

[Sava]

Well, the alternative is that I dick around at home all day. It's a book festival. Theoretically, that's the kind of thing I might enjoy. Like, as long as it were inside and didn't involve people and weren't loud and stuff. Like, I like reading books, alone, in my room.

it is very difficult to tell what the manly option here is...

[Sava]

My forehead has been getting bigger since my mid 20's and the hair on top is thinning.

sounds more like a fivehead

[Aeson]

If it's Louis L'amour books that's the manliest option on the table.

[Aeson]

sounds more like a fivehead

Going on sixhead ...

[Kidlicious]

it is very difficult to tell what the manly option here is...

The manly thing is to act offended by her boyfriend and challenge him to a fight.

[giblets]

for me personally, i wouldn't mind if baldness affected back hair

The growth of back hair is stimulated by the same hormone that is involved in male pattern baldness (DHT or dihydrotestosterone).

[Sava]

well i'm glad i only have the back hair then

[Kidlicious]

I wish I had hairier balls.

[Donegeal]

Got the widow's peak going, but beyond that it's all still there; and only a small sprinkle of grey. Not bad for 41.

[Sava]

I wish I had hairier balls.

[Kidlicious]

Thanks for having the appropriate amount of sympathy for me.