Boston Marathon Bomber

[Sava]

Did you see that guy get burned to death by ISIS? They aren't thinking about sex, only the fire.

Did you masturbate to the video?

[Aeson]

It doesn't say anything about not having sex, it just says they'll be tormented by fire forever. They could learn to have sex while on fire. As t (for time) approaches infinity, the odds that they will have tried to have sex approaches 1.

The burning sensation is a really bad case of chlamydia ...

[Dauphin]

Because all of his little buddies will call him a martyr.
I'd rather he was the b1tch for 40 inmates.

Is there a Muslim equivalent word for 'martyr'? Martyr sounds far too Christian.

[Bereta_Eder]

which actually just means witness (martyras=witness)
how it came about to mean martyr in its present form (in greek too) through the milenia I don't know
Actually it doesn't exactly means witness either.
It means that someone has witnessed something and he speaks about it (partakes the information of what he has seen)

[Kidlicious]

which actually just means witness (martyras=witness)
how it came about to mean martyr in its present form (in greek too) through the milenia I don't know
Actually it doesn't exactly means witness either.
It means that someone has witnessed something and he speaks about it (partakes the information of what he has seen)

Witness is generic for Christian too. I don't think the word martyr is in the Bible except in the Greek, martyr. In the English translation the word witness is used. For martyrs it says those who were persecuted for the sake of the Gospel or something like that.

[Uncle Sparky]

"Can I Get A Martyr" doesn't sound right. Not at all.

[Bereta_Eder]

yeah I'm just talking about the original meaning of the word which is indeed witness (and talking about it)
then martyras is used for the court and to denote someone who has died for a "cause" (usually his faith)

[Uncle Sparky]

Not Gaye at all...

[Kidlicious]

I blame the Catholics for not knowing what words mean.

[Bereta_Eder]

If you want to dwelve even, em, deeper, into the sense of the word, it literally means the one who confesses.
Martyro (the verb) means I confess. I know a secret and I talk about it.
It also came to mean I suffer for my beliefs (later on)

Then martyriaris is slang for the one who just can't keep a secret.

[Sava]

When people commit violent acts, it is worse when Islam is involved somehow

[Kidlicious]

When people commit violent acts, it is worse when Islam is involved somehow

You mean when they are terrorists?

[Sava]

Yeah or whatever mean word you can think of.

The meaner and scarier the word, the better

[Sava]

I mean, "terrorist"

That's scary

If I weren't already pooping, I would be ****ting my pants

[Sava]

Also, Hillary is a skannnkkkk did you see what she was wearing?

Nice outfit BITCH