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  • #16
    I approve of this thread

    (and await penis-vagina relationship enhancement in due time)

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      She said (paraphrasing), "I'm a ****ty person to date. I'm lazy and not all that physical. We should hang out as friends for now. I'll give you my phone number so we can make plans to hang out."

      In response to the question, "Hey, so, non-writing, non-Panera type activities. What are your thoughts?"

      This is not exactly a resounding yes. But it's me asking a chick out in person, which is pretty novel behavior. I'm mostly giddy at having done it at all and not concentrating much on the less than optimal answer. And this came after a 2.5 hour writing session in which I was supposed to be writing a goddamn term paper that's due tomorrow and she was supposed to be editing some story, but instead we just talked and had a good time. So no matter what, I'm connecting with another human being at least to some degree, even if it doesn't end up being a penis-in-vagina connection.
      Congrats
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #18
        Lori
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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        • #19
          Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
          If this was "MEEEEEE", it would be a perfect Mr. Fun thread.
          Why do you have to make everything about Mr fun?
          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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          • #20
            Originally posted by self biased View Post
            Why do you have to make everything about Mr fun?
            Bigotry is a powerful thing.
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
              I approve of this thread

              (and await penis-vagina relationship enhancement in due time)
              If things do eventually get there, I probably won't say much. Once someone becomes a real live person I'm involved with, I generally shut up about it.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #22
                Your silence will be quite eloquent then

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                • #23
                  Well done. For now.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #24
                    Lori
                    Indifference is Bliss

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                    • #25
                      Okay. Now I have to figure out what hanging out means. How do you hang out with people, folks?
                      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #26
                        1. Drug someone
                        2. Drag them to your basement
                        3. Tie them up
                        4. Interrogate them

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                          If things do eventually get there, I probably won't say much. Once someone becomes a real live person I'm involved with, I generally shut up about it.
                          Sooooooo, have you stopped banging your love doll yet?
                          To The Hijack Police: I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I don't even own a computer.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                            1. Drug someone
                            2. Drag them to your basement
                            3. Tie them up
                            4. Interrogate them
                            One of my roommates lives in the basement.
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                              One of my roommates lives in the basement.
                              So you can just start right in on #3

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Okay. Now I have to figure out what hanging out means. How do you hang out with people, folks?
                                I'm here, aren't I?
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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