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We're selling the house at the end of May. My girlfriend has moved in with me. We're gonna get a house in June. Well, I'm gonna get a house. She's going to pay me rent. We may also rent a room to one of her best friends. Depending on how much I put for a down payment, they will pretty much be paying my mortgage. 
We're getting ready to bring her cats over. I think they should be able to integrate with mine all right. Hers will stay in the basement with their own boxes for a week or so. They'll be able to sniff and paw at each other through under the door.
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Who the fuck are YOU!?"
Cats are hilarious.
I love this woman.
Funny story:
So we were
the other night. Woke up the next morning. Neither one of us could remember if we had sex. I just assumed yes. She seemed to want definitive evidence. My guesses weren't helpful because I could not say for certain. She got up to pee... still pondering. I was falling back asleep when I hear, "My vagina smells like cum!!!".
Well babe, there's your answer.
good summer jam
We're getting ready to bring her cats over. I think they should be able to integrate with mine all right. Hers will stay in the basement with their own boxes for a week or so. They'll be able to sniff and paw at each other through under the door.
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Who the fuck are YOU!?"
Cats are hilarious.
I love this woman.
Funny story:
So we were
the other night. Woke up the next morning. Neither one of us could remember if we had sex. I just assumed yes. She seemed to want definitive evidence. My guesses weren't helpful because I could not say for certain. She got up to pee... still pondering. I was falling back asleep when I hear, "My vagina smells like cum!!!".Well babe, there's your answer.
good summer jam
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