AAHZ-Thrade™: Big Bad AAHZ

[Egbert]

I said it first. We need another AAHZ thrade to save Poly.

AAHZ is saving Poly.

And relentlessly advancing up the google rankings

[ZEE]

AND THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE AAHZ-DOUBTERS...
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just too Bad.

[Egbert]

I think the search looks for the frequency of the searched term. If so, then multiple mentions of AAHZ should lift this thread in the google search.

Now experimenting

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[Egbert]

That didn't work. This thrade is still on page 2 of the google search.

So how does the search work?

[Aeson]

To give AAHZ the recognition he deserves we need:

a) links pointing to this page from high quality websites, with AAHZ related text for the text of the links and surrounding the links. The links have to appear natural ... spammed links are discounted or even penalized. Too repetitive of link text is also discounted or penalized.
b) high quality, unique AAHZ related content that satisfies the searcher ... if searchers return to a search enging to search more about AAHZ after having first checked out this site in the search results, that's a sign that this page h as left the AAHZ fans unsatisfied.
c) must sacrifice your firstborn child on a moonless night while filming it on Google glass and chanting "don't be evil" (<--- not yet explicitly confirmed by Google search team)

[Lorizael]

I think the search looks for the frequency of the searched term. If so, then multiple mentions of AAHZ should lift this thread in the google search.

You're about 20 years behind on search engine technology. Not doing what you suggest is the reason why Google is the king of search engines today.

[Ming]

To give AAHZ the recognition he deserves we need:
c) must sacrifice your firstborn child on a moonless night while filming it on Google glass and chanting "don't be evil" (<--- not yet explicitly confirmed by Google search team)

After years of working with Clients to help their search rankings I learned many dark secrets on how it all works. And most experts would have to agree that C is indeed the only answer.

[Nikolai]

AAHZ-cho!

I think I've got a bug. The AAHZ bug. I may need blood transfusion.

[ZEE]

MOBB DEEP BEEN WIT ME TOO
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AAHZ got staying Powar.

where to take this thrade next?

[Egbert]

AAHZ cKame a long way and Been through a lot and Poly Been with me through thicK and thin. BTW this thrade is BacK on Google Page 2!

where to take this thrade next?

To Page 1, of course!

[rah]

Hey if I google search for AAHZ POOP, this thread is the third URL listed.

Not sure if that's how I would want to be memorialized but congrats if that is your goal.

When i search rah poop it returns over 2 million results but after a real quick look, none of them referred to me.
I need to try harder I guess.

Your fame grows. Well done.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You're a mod though Imran, you're just reporting to yourself

Not in the Off Topic .

[ZEE]

NAH DEY NOT WANT NO BEEF WITH THIS AAHZ.
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[Egbert]

I am astonished. An AAHZ thrade of 73 poasts and AAHZ has not yet poasted "Elok is a nerd".

What on earth is going on ?

[Kidlicious]

In elok's defense, he has not posted in this thrade yet.