Types of people I wish would die in a fire

[MRT144]

People who want to quell complaints because they don't believe in complaining about anything ever or they actually support the status quo. Especially if they use their own milquetoast disposition to justify why nobody should ever say anything about anything ever.

Thats all I got today

[pchang]

Alex, I'll go with arsonists for $200.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Anyone who uses the expression "one of the only". Hanging is too good for them.

[MRT144]

Anyone who uses the expression "one of the only". Hanging is too good for them.

Haha, you know, I had never considered that affectation of modern speech but now that you mention it...

That really is grating when you think about it for more than a few seconds.

[Sava]

This is a good thread. I will make a longer list later.

[Hauldren Collider]

ISIS fighters

[Hauldren Collider]

Vladimir Putin

[MRT144]

HC, this is more fun when the people are a type of person and the casus belli is petty...

[Kidlicious]

Witches? Joking

[-Jrabbit]

There are literally no people that I wish would die in a fire.

Sorry.

[Lorizael]

Anyone dying in a fire with no hope of recovery. The alternative would seem to be undead fire zombies.

[kentonio]

Witches?

Beat me to it!

[Hauldren Collider]

HC, this is more fun when the people are a type of person and the casus belli is petty...

People who ask for other people to die in a fire for petty reasons

I'm so meta!



Also people who use the word "prior" in everyday life instead of just when they're doing Bayesian statistics. In other words, Kuciwalker

[Sava]

I will add these periodically as they come to me. Here are some driving related ones.


People who stop beyond the line at an intersection and block the crosswalk.

People who text or talk on the phone while driving.

People who leave more than half a car length of distance while stopped at a light. The more distance, the more they need to suffer in the fire.

People who are first in the left turn lane but take forever to get going.

People who don't pay attention when the left turn light goes green... regardless of position.

People who come from the right side (going perpendicular, right to left) as I approach an intersection in the left lane without anyone behind me, and then proceed to turn going my direction in the right lane without waiting the extra goddamn half second for me to pass.

Slow people in the left lane on the expressway who don't get the **** over when I come up on them fast. GET OVER MOTHER****ER

Anyone who tailgates me. Ever.

Everyone who drives a Hummer... any model.

People who go straight from the right turn lane at this one intersection by my gym.

People who don't move up in order to allow me or other drivers enough space to squeeze by when making a right turn.

(I have so many more... just for driving)

[Sava]

Here are some shopping related ones:

People who go down the aisle going the wrong way with their cart (it's like driving, stick to the right side).

People who block the aisle with their cart.

People who try to play chicken with me when they are going the wrong way down an aisle with their cart.

People (families) who have more than one shopping cart.

People who aren't mindful of their children in public and let them run wild. I understand kids can misbehave. If they do, discipline them for ****'s sake.

People who leave their cart in an inconvenient spot while they go off to get something else.

People who don't put the little divider after their stuff when they unload their groceries at the cashier.

People who violate my personal space in some way... whether it be with their cart or bodies. My minimum acceptable distance (while not in a crowd) is the equivalent of roughly the radius of my body without arms out.

Anyone who still writes checks.

People who walk side by side down aisles and take up more than half of the aisle.

Anyone who talks on a cell phone in public and doesn't make the call brief.