my life struggle

[Sava]

can i make it past 9am without getting stoned?

SUCCESS


now i'm getting stoned

[-Jrabbit]

Well done. What time did you get up?

And are you still hitting the gym?

[Sava]

i was up around 5am, shitting my life away

i haven't been working out as much in january so far

i'm still going strong though

[Lorizael]

Because I'll be a jobless bum as of Friday afternoon, and I live like a mile from campus, I think I'm just gonna start walking to and from my classes. I'm gonna be in tip top shape. The ladies'll be falling over themselves trying to get to me.

Edit: Wait wait, the ladies'll be falling over themselves trying to get to me, BUT I'LL BE WALKING TOO FAST. BOOYAH.

[Sava]

what's that noise?
it's the sound of panties dropping

[Imran Siddiqui]

I think you should write a book. Maybe in German?

What is German for "My Struggle" anyways?

[Sava]

do you think there's a parallel universe where hitler had a soul patch instead of his patented mustache?

i bet the genies in that world are compelled to provide honest wish results

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Hitlers problem was that he was using amphetamines instead of grass, maybe that's what he used in the parallel universe and he became a decent painter instead.

[Imran Siddiqui]

do you think there's a parallel universe where hitler had a soul patch instead of his patented mustache?

I dunno, but I do KNOW that in THIS universe, Hitler came back to life as a black man known as Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

[Sava]

i'm really proud of america

we elected a black guy whose middle name is hussein

sometimes i wonder if that actually happened

[Imran Siddiqui]

It only took him about 6 years to actually grow some balls, apparently.

[Sava]

It only took him about 6 years to actually grow some balls, apparently.

it's tough to say obama was/is a good prez

most of the "great things" obama has done amounts to him just not being a republican

my evaluation of his presidency is probably going to be something along the lines of: "didn't keep fucking the country up like the Republicans but wasn't powerful enough to overcome their obstructionism"

the death of conservatism is more an issue of culture... it's probably unrealistic to expect any one politician to cure us of this political cancer

thankfully, the demographics are shifting... the problem is solving itself

those old white idiots are dying off en masse and their children aren't as conservative as they are/were

[Lorizael]

It only took him about 6 years to actually grow some balls, apparently.

Only took him until he has no more presidential elections to win and no more mid-terms to screw up.

[Imran Siddiqui]

it's tough to say obama was/is a good prez

most of the "great things" obama has done amounts to him just not being a republican

my evaluation of his presidency is probably going to be something along the lines of: "didn't keep fucking the country up like the Republicans but wasn't powerful enough to overcome their obstructionism"

He passed a (major step in) universal health care bill. That alone makes his legacy positive.

He has drawn down some overseas commitments, but seemed just as willing to torture as the Republicans, unfortunately. And has done some decent things - like more rights for LGBT folks working in the federal government.

[Sava]

He passed a (major step in) universal health care bill. That alone makes his legacy positive.

He has drawn down some overseas commitments, but seemed just as willing to torture as the Republicans, unfortunately. And has done some decent things - like more rights for LGBT folks working in the federal government.

Logically, I know that incremental progress is still progress. Having said that, I have a hard time getting in on the "YAY WE ARE MARGINALLY IMPROVED, KINDA" circle jerk.