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  • #16
    Repulsor beam.
    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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    • #17
      Originally posted by pchang View Post
      Repulsor beam.
      Nah, I'm too ornery to be taken out by just a repulsor blast. I'd be the nitwit that wanders onto the fight scene just as he's letting go of everything and then my body filters the blast enough that the bad guy survives and wins.
      I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

      Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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      • #18
        I tried this and got an error message
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #19
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          This seems disturbingly plausible.


          Other than the Alaska bit.
          Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
          I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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            Should have guessed as much.

            "The Count conferred with his friends , his confidantes, his servants, his mistress, and even, reluctantly, with his wife, to establish whether his elephant-borne ecstatic doom would be best positioned at the beginning or the end of the night's festivities."
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #21
              I want to use Spike Milligan's line on my headstone "I told you I was ill".

              He really asked for that - the cemetary refused.
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
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                Years and years ago, I was adamant that I should not have a funeral, that my body should be thrown into the woods and left to the wolves. I didn't want my family to spend a single cent on me once I was dead. That last part is still true, but I'm of a different mind as to what is to be done with my body now. I legitimately want to be cryonically stored, because I have absolutely no desire at all to die, and however unlikely it is that cryonic preservation will work, it's way more likely to lead to my continued existence than letting my body decompose. Yes, I know, this is insane and selfish.
                You're way too into cheesy hard scifi.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #23
                  Indeed. Nonetheless, the logic is unassailable.

                  Odds of continuing to exist if I let worms eat my body: 0%

                  Odds of continuing to exist if I attempt to avoid information-theoretic death: Not necessarily 0%
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #24
                    I actually planned to emigrate to Austria, not Australia...
                    Attached Files
                    Graffiti in a public toilet
                    Do not require skill or wit
                    Among the **** we all are poets
                    Among the poets we are ****.

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                    • #25
                      sounds about right

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                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #26
                        sounds about right

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                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #27
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                          Considering my job, a distinct possibility... Well done app !
                          "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by dannubis View Post
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                            Considering my job, a distinct possibility... Well done app !
                            Gay porn?
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #29
                              OK. That wasn't the first thing to cross my mind...
                              "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                              • #30
                                Certainly wasn't for me either. But I did chuckle.
                                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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