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    Rise of the Planet of the Orangutans

    This Orangutan Is Now A Legally Recognized Nonhuman Person In Argentina
    http://io9.com/this-orangutan-is-now-a-legally-recognized-nonhuman-per-1674110233
    History was made this past weekend in Buenos Aires when an appeals court ruled that an orangutan held in a zoo is a nonhuman person unlawfully deprived of


    History was made this past weekend in Buenos Aires when an appeals court ruled that an orangutan held in a zoo is a nonhuman person unlawfully deprived of its right to bodily autonomy.

    ...

    Sandra will now be freed from the zoo and transfered to a sanctuary.


    Apparently they asked Sandra where she wanted to go, and she shat on her hand and threw that **** in the exact direction of the sanctuary they were planning on taking her to!
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  • #2
    That sounds very SAVAesc.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      We need to start breeding pigs for stupidity to preserve our bacon for as long as possible.

      (Turkey is safe. Those things are dumber than rocks.)

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      • #4
        Argentina should concentrate less on apes getting human rights and more on paying their bills on time.
        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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        • #5
          Does Argentina owe you money, Oerdin?
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          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rah View Post
            That sounds very SAVAesc.
            I don't like touching poo. Also, I have a strong anus. I just shoot shit at something when I want it.
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              You can't have it both ways. If you're going to start threads about ****, be expected to have other **** references be referred to as SAVAesc.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                oh, Sava is back
                Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                • #9
                  Yeah, it's like he never left
                  "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                  • #10
                    So when is the damn monkey going to start paying it's taxes?
                    Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                    I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                    • #11
                      When we start paying it a living wage.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        ?? Since when has that been a prerequisite for paying taxes?
                        Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                        I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Thoth View Post
                          So when is the damn monkey going to start paying it's taxes?
                          Maybe someone gets to claim it as a dependent. (Is that something that makes sense outside of the US tax system?)
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                          • #14
                            So does it mean that Sandra as a nonhuman person, if she falls in love with a human, can legally marry him?
                            Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                            Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                            • #15
                              Yes! You can finally marry your dog! I always supported gay marriage in the hopes that it would lead to canine marriage, but now I see I should have supported PETA instead.
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