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I mean, it's not even because she's fat now; I've probably banged my share and Sava's share of fat chicks, all without regret. She just looked like she was rode hard and put up wet, with an air of desperation that was palpable.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil] -
I have never actually seen an ex after breaking up.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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it's not all it's cracked up to be. though sometimes it can be okay.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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I'm friends with one, but that was my 7th grade GF, so it probably doesn't count.
I actually saw my last GF once after breaking up with her, after somthing like 4 years, and she had, easily, doubled in size. I only realised it was her because a friend pointed her out.Indifference is BlissComment
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And how many of those led to hookups?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Does not matter. It's not about the results, wisest advice I've ever gotten, even if if struggle to adhere to it.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Ok, maybe not the single most wisest, but still pretty damn good.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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I didn't like tinder. The format didn't play to my strength (long winded bull****).To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Not my strength. May get a smartphone from mom.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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she a smartphone dealer?To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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She just doesn't like hers. I've only once ever bought a phone in my life.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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"You ever just at look at your pants and think 'Yeah I've had enough of those?"
That's genius.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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What kind is it?
I'm not a big fan of phones. My brother in law is the phone guy. They're basically just crappier, less intuitive versions of 10 year old PC's... with a terrible input method (touchscreen).
I think I'm due for an "upgrade". I like the Galaxy 5 because it's water-resistant/proof. I can safely watch porn in the shower without risking phone death.
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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It's some sort of Samsung. It looks way cooler than my +10 years old Nokia (that still works perfectly fine, tinder disregarding).DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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