Now we know why Kid has been quiet lately..

[ZEE]

But... you knew what I was talking aBout!


OH YEAH! AAHZ 1 Rah 0

[rah]

Only because you say it in every other post. It get's quite tedious. At least I like your avatar.

[Kidlicious]

You wiper of other people's bottoms!

[molly bloom]

Four fingers are pointing back at you

Just one middle digit is articulated in your direction.

You wiper of other people's bottoms!

But unlike you, he doesn't use his tongue to do it.

[Tuberski]

Apparently, it moved:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/29/sparsely-attended-mens-rights-soiree-arrives-at-source-of-their-problems-hint-its-women/

Sparsely attended ‘men’s rights’ soirée arrives at source of their problems. Hint: It’s women

If you’re a white man, a dude, a bro, a man’s man, a guy, a studmuffin, and you didn’t spend your weekend hanging out at a VFW post in the Detroit area, you are probably unaware that you are the most put-upon powerless useless flap of skin attached to a horribly-mutilated-by-a-mohel penis in the history of the world.Yup, the first International Conference on Men’s Issues rolled into Veterans of Foreign Wars Bruce Post 1146 in St. Clair, Michigan, this weekend and over ONE HUNDRED attendees, from all walks of life — if by ‘all walks of life’ you mean: ‘middle-aged divorced white guys with anger management issues’ — came together in brotherhood to address the source of all of the pain and suffering and existential angst that afflicts MANkind.
Resolved: Women are to blame.
The conference was originally scheduled at the DoubleTree Hilton in Detroit and had to be moved because, apparently, the Hilton was not large enough to host a convention of over ONE HUNDRED men, which is only slightly fewer people than are attending the World Cup in Brazil which is using a whole country to accommodate them. Presumably more men would have attended but their ***** ex-wives took all of their money so they couldn’t afford the bus ticket so they spent the weekend sitting in their darkened studio apartments cleaning their guns because a hard rain is a’gonna fall one day and then she’ll see, oh yes, she’ll see….
So off to the VFW post which can hold them but cannot contain their message which is: ‘*****es suck,’ but not in the way men’s rights activists like.
Adam Serwer drew the short straw and, in a testosterone and bitterness repelling hazmat suit, attended this airing of grievances and learned many educational things, including the fact that it is not all women who are to blame. Specifically everything that is bad in life is the fault of ‘the feminists.’
What is a “feminist”?
It is every woman after she rejects the advances of a creepy man, one who doesn’t like to be beaten, who one who divorces a man because he’s an abusive *******, one who doesn’t like to be groped or raped, and one who insists on having a valuable inch of his strapping young son’s penis snipped off at birth which is just like branding a slave…or something.

At the conference, feminism was responsible for turning wives against their husbands, bleeding them dry in divorce proceedings and separating them from their children, levying false accusations of rape and abuse against good men, or creating an ever-present culture of hatred where men are vilified.
Though men’s rights activists who hosted the conference often say sexual assault against men isn’t taken seriously, the audience laughed when speaker Fred Jones mentioned his fears about his son being raped after being arrested in New Orleans.
“He’s kinda small and kinda cute, good looking, you know what I mean?” Jones said. “You know what they do with –” Jones cut himself off. But the audience laughed.

Ha ha ha. Your son got raped by another guy in prison! And it is all the fault of feminists, those rapey emasculating lesbian *****es.
Surprisingly, many of the speakers at Manstock, were women who came to validate the attendees fears for a modest speaking fee:

Dr. Tara Palmatier, a men’s rights activist who advertises herself as a “shrink for men,” explained that “feminism has evolved from the radical notion that women are people, to the radical notion that women are superior.”
She diagnosed some women with what she called “golden uterus syndrome,” which she explained as what happens when a mother will “fleece your ex-husband in divorce court and take assets you didn’t earn, you deserve it, take that bastard to the cleaners, force a man into fatherhood with an accidental pregnancy, hey, if he wouldn’t commit, sometimes you gotta push him into it.”

So, instead of fleecing “your ex-husband in divorce court and take assets you didn’t earn,” Palmatier fleeces men by telling them that their problem is not their own shortcomings, it is their ex-wives. That’ll be $220 please, same time next week?
Later one of the attendees will sidle up to Dr. Palmatier at the VFW bar, offer to buy her a boilermaker and try and hit on her because “she understands him.” After being rebuffed, he’ll realize that she is a feminist — and probably a lesbian — too and then he’ll maybe accept the fact that they are EVERYWHERE and it is useless to fight and he must submit to his matriarchal overladies or perish.
It’s hard out there for a man. And Viagra costs extra…

ACK!

[pchang]

The VFW probably did not require the group to hire extra security. They also charge less than the Doubletree for the venue. I wonder if the group got their deposit back from the Doubletree. I also wonder if they refunded the difference in costs to their attendees.

[ZEE]

I wonder if Kidicious was there?

[Bereta_Eder]

"golden uterus"

[Bereta_Eder]

What is he doing meddling with kind of people like that?
He had a divorce. Big deal boohoo.
Better do some introspection fix flaws and try to find someone more compatible with him.
This is holding him back (propably to a memory) and it's rather freakish.

[rah]

After being rebuffed, he’ll realize that she is a feminist — and probably a lesbian — too and then he’ll maybe accept the fact that they are EVERYWHERE and it is useless to fight and he must submit to his matriarchal overladies or perish.

A nice finish. It got a good laugh from me.

[Tuberski]

The VFW probably did not require the group to hire extra security. They also charge less than the Doubletree for the venue. I wonder if the group got their deposit back from the Doubletree. I also wonder if they refunded the difference in costs to their attendees.

Don't forget the $25000 they collected via Kickstarter to fund the extra security.

ACK!

[Kidlicious]

Male supremists terrorist counter protesters.

[pchang]

So, was it everything you dreamed it would be?

[molly bloom]

Male supremists terrorist counter protesters.

In English, not nearly illiterate fake compound nounish.


Or is being intelligible seen as being dangerously near the Feminist spectrum ?

[Kidlicious]

So, was it everything you dreamed it would be?

It was what I expected and no acts of terror.